After 15 months of dating, Brody Jenner and Jayde Nicole have broken up. Jayde hit up Twitter to write “Sometimes when you truly love someone you have to let them go…..’ I never really understood that quote until now.” Then she took a 12 girl deep crew to Hyde Lounge in West Hollywood to celebrate. On Dec. 19 she took the party to Manor in Chicago where she flirted with everybody and told people that Brody dumped her because he was turning gay. Oh, I’m sorry. That was my interpretation. Brody broke up with her because he “needed to find himself.”
Brody, currently in Australia “finding himself”, Tweeted: “So I decided to stay in Australia BY MYSELF!!! Hahaha this is Crazy. Might just stay here and start a new life.” In contrast, Jayde was at Manor doing Jager bombs until probably 4 a.m.
God, what an ass. If Brody told me he was dumping his ex-Playmate girlfriend who rides into clubs with 12 single, presumably, hot girlfriends to get drunk, I’d probably laugh at him and ask what the punchline was. Then when he told me he wasn’t joking, I’d probably have to excuse myself to go cry into a pillow I drew boobs on.