Kate Gosselin is officially divorced

Judge Arthur Tilson signed the final papers making Jon & Kate Gosselin’s divorce official. Kate gets the kids and their old house. Jon gets sadness. But the good news is he gets lots of it. Kate said,

“I am very relieved that our divorce has been finalized, and I look forward to the New Year, focusing on our children.” Kate calls the divorce “challenging,” and says she will now focus on “restructuring our lives.”

Sources say now that Jon has severed his ties with Kate and TLC, he’s in “immediate financial trouble“. Jon has to pay a 5 figure monthly child support payment, but since he can’t take outside jobs, he’s screwed. Jon also has to repay the $235,000 he withdrew from their joint account a while ago. The money Kate withdrew does not have to be returned as an arbitrator determined it was for the kids.

What’s even worse is Tiger Woods has completely dominated headlines and pushed Jon and Kate into irrelevancy. Who’s going to hire him? Worse yet, past promoters are slowly coming to the realization that they paid an overweight douchebag to make appearances at their venues with money that could have been better spent on hot 20-something models, cocaine or hookers. In hindsight, putting Jon in your pool at MGM just to have his fake tan run off and clog up your filters wasn’t such a great idea after all.