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Kourtney Kardashian’s boyfriend is a dick

According to various sources, Kourtney Kardashian’s boyfriend Scott Disick is an asshole. A friend of Kourtney said that a few weeks before she was due, she was moving boxes around and doing chores while Scott sat watching. “It was shocking. Here was Kourtney almost nine months pregnant doing all this and he didn’t offer to help her.” To be fair, at 9 months, Kourtney was pretty fat and could stand to lose a few pounds.

Not only that, on a recent episode of Keeping Up With The Kardashians, Khloe told Kourtney that Scott is brainwashing her and that he’s disgusting. No word on why he’s disgusting, but it could stem from the fact that he cheated on Kourtney or he takes baths in garbage bins.

In addition, at a Malibu party, Scott was overheard saying, “I could puke on myself and still be good looking.” Well, la dee da. I could do that too, except I don’t broadcast it to the whole world like a dickhead. Maybe Scott should have some class and let people discover that fact by themselves only after he pukes on himself. Like I do.

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jerk
jerk
14 years ago

He looks like a greasy schlub. They’re all pretty disgusting though, so he should fit right in.

Bu
Bu
14 years ago

“To be fair, at 9 months, Kourtney was pretty fat and could stand to lose a few pounds.”

You have to be either very young or a man whom posted that! Sheesh she is NOT fat, she was a healthy pregnant woman. My God?

roy malone
roy malone
14 years ago

Bu are you so fucking stupid that you couldnt see that was a humorous statement!? what do u even bother reading this site if you dont understand it? tell sarah palin i said hello douchebag

you're an idiot
you're an idiot
14 years ago

I’m pretty sure they were joking…and that you’re an idiot.

Jeff Spicoli
Jeff Spicoli
14 years ago

Look! In the background! Tom from Top Chef!

Shelly
Shelly
14 years ago

The only person that isn’t sleazy in the whole Kardashian clan is Bruce. Ok, but then again just when i start to feel sorry for him i remember…He did marry the mom who in my opinion is the worst outta all of them and he did get a face lift pulled so tight that he looks like a burn victim so umm yeah it’s official. They are all trailer park with money! Robert Kardashian is turning in his grave!

Mr Browstone
Mr Browstone
14 years ago

Of course he is an asshol*. The worse you treat women 35 or under, the more they want you.

cher
cher
14 years ago

OMG i was looking for a site to write how bad i can not stand him. He is LAZY, a BUM and those freakin sweaters he wears around his neck is soooooo aggrivating. Didn’t they go out of style like in the 80’s? I roll my eyes every time i see him wearing them. They need to boot him off the show, he ruins it. All these people are hard working then we have to watch a bum mooching of of them.