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According to various sources, Kourtney Kardashian’s boyfriend Scott Disick is an asshole. A friend of Kourtney said that a few weeks before she was due, she was moving boxes around and doing chores while Scott sat watching. “It was shocking. Here was Kourtney almost nine months pregnant doing all this and he didn’t offer to help her.” To be fair, at 9 months, Kourtney was pretty fat and could stand to lose a few pounds.

Not only that, on a recent episode of Keeping Up With The Kardashians, Khloe told Kourtney that Scott is brainwashing her and that he’s disgusting. No word on why he’s disgusting, but it could stem from the fact that he cheated on Kourtney or he takes baths in garbage bins.

In addition, at a Malibu party, Scott was overheard saying, “I could puke on myself and still be good looking.” Well, la dee da. I could do that too, except I don’t broadcast it to the whole world like a dickhead. Maybe Scott should have some class and let people discover that fact by themselves only after he pukes on himself. Like I do.