After her Royal Variety Performance where she was suspended 30 feet in the air playing a piano, Lady Gaga met up with Queen Elizabeth II. The two were said to hit it off as the Queen “seemed unable to control her chuckles.” She was probably laughing at Gaga’s goofy ass. Gaga said she had to drop a “suicide act” from her performance because someone told her it was inappropriate. Although, she should have gone through with it. I had a good feeling about that one.
Miley Cyrus also met the Queen after singing “Party in the USA” at the Royal Variety Show. She dropped some 17-year-old cleavage on her royal highness. The Queen later came out in this to show that young whippersnapper how it’s really done. Then she snapped her fingers in the air, said “nuh-uh girlfriend” and strutted back to her chair. Between you and me, I don’t think that was the Queen at all.