Rihanna gave Kanye a lap dance

The Mirror in what may be a completely inaccurate report, claim Rihanna gave Kanye West a lap dance at London’s Whiskey Mist when she was there promoting her album. Kanye is currently dating the androgynous Amber Rose. Rihanna is currently on the rebound.

“When Kanye came in, he immediately gave her a huge hug and kiss, and sat down with her. The pair were chatting at length, ignoring everyone else.

“Then Mariah’s All I Want For Christmas Is You came on. Rihanna stood up with a couple of pals and started waving her hands in the air.

“She stood in front of Kanye giving him the benefit of a very private dance – and he loved every second.

“When people started filtering out of the club at 3am, Rihanna was still in a party mood – so the group had their very own lock-in, with free-flowing drinks and their choice in music. They left around 4.30am.”

Celebrities have all the fun. The most that happens to me at a club is a bouncer telling me I’m not allowed to sit and the only lap dance I get is when I bump into a girl from behind only to find out it’s just some dude with long hair.

In other news, Rihanna taped Carson Daly’s New Years Eve special (people still allow Carson Daly to be on TV?) last night. She dressed like an old lady going to a funeral. It wasn’t sexy at all. But then she started taking her clothes off and then I got an erection even though I thought I couldn’t get one when it was this cold, but hey, look at this!