Robert Pattinson chipped his tooth

Big news of the day. Robert Pattinson chipped his tooth while flossing because his teeth are as frail as his girly-man arms. According to Bryce Dalls Howard, this is due to him being “incredibly hygienic” despite reports saying he reeks. Per Bryce:

“He told me this story that made me crack up. He was like, ‘Oh, I have to go to the dentist.’ And I was like, ‘Oh no, what happened? Just a check-up?’ And he was like, ‘No, I chipped a tooth.’ And I was like, ‘How?’ And he was like, ‘Flossing.’ Who does that? I don’t even floss. So he’s hygienic. Trust me.”

He was probably doing it wrong. Maybe he thinks flossing involves hitting his teeth with a rock. That’s the first mistake I made when the dentist told me I needed to start flossing. Luckily someone corrected me and now I do it the right way. By hitting my teeth with my fist. Thanks, mom! Although, the real big story here should be that Bryce Dallas Howard doesn’t floss. Her dentist must say a quick prayer and make a cross on his chest with his finger before he tells Bryce to open her mouth.