Kim Kardashian posted a promo poster for the fourth season of Keeping Up With the Kardashians on her website. It shows the three Kardashian sisters posing in lingerie. Kim wrote: “I’m loving the promo poster for season 4 of Keeping Up with the Kardashians!! So sexy and glam! I can’t wait for the new season to start… I know you guys are going to love it!”
Sexy and glam is not how I’d describe this. Boring and Photoshopped is more like it. Three problems I see with this. One: Why is Kim the most covered up? That’s like putting Carrot Top and Andy Dick in Speedos on the front of a billboard while something super awesome like Jessica Alba blowing me is going on in the background. Second: Putting a pregnant Kourtney in lingerie. That’s gross. Pass. Third: Khloe Kardashian. How much Photoshop did they need for that? They could have saved money and hired a girl off the street for the shoot because that does not look like Khloe . Maybe if she took up half the poster and had an ice cream cone in her hand with a speech bubble over her head that read “Nom nom nom” it’d be more believable.
Speaking of shoots, here’s another one of the Kardashians in a pool posing for PEOPLE magazine. Thank god the old lady and Bigfoot are hiding in the back on the second page because you can just tear that one out and never have to look at it again.