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On the day of his crash, Floriday Highway Patrol wanted to do a blood test on Tiger Woods to see if he was drunk after his wife, Elin Nordegren, said he had been drinking earlier in the day. Elin also said Tiger had taken Ambien and Vicodin that day. However, Tiger refused the test and that was that.

Now, after Tiger’s harem grew to 9, including a porn star, reports are coming in that Elin has moved out of their $2.6 million home. Neighbors say that she is living nearby in another house.

Tiger and his reps are keeping Elin’s move top secret and hope she will come back to the house as soon as possible. They don’t want any publicity about what is going on in the marriage since Tiger’s cheating was revealed.

Tiger went from banging 10 women on the regular to paying each of them a hefty sum to keep quiet. That’s expensive. He should have done what normal people do and that is put a wig and fake lips on a mop and call it Mandy. Normal people do that, right?