Because the day isn’t complete without a Tiger Woods story, the latest news is Tiger might leave the US. Possibly to a private island close to Sweden. Which is exactly what I do when I want to get away. Except my island is made out of plastic bottles tied together. An insider says they want to get away from it all and that they want to be together for the kids’ sake.
Elin might want to think twice about that. Most of Tiger’s mistresses have been blonde. It may not be the best idea to move next to a country full of them. That’s like Lindsay deciding to take a break by staying at the house of a Colombian drug lord.
In related news, the Tiger mistress count is at 11. In order, these include: Rachel Uchitel, Jamie Grubbs, Kalika Moquin, Cori Rist, Jamie Jungers, Mindy Lawton, Holly Sampson, Unidentified Mistress #8, Unidentified Mistress #9, Unidentified Mistress #10 and porn star Josyln James. One more and he’ll have one for each month of the year.