Hey, guys. Have you heard about this Tiger Woods thing? I’m told it’s pretty big news. He cheated on his wife or something. Anyway, the latest in Tiger news is his latest mistress Theresa Rogers, 40-something blonde, who is rumored to be his longest affair lasting from before he was married to after. This brings the total to 14. 15 if you count the one time Tiger and I slept together.
In other Tiger news, he may be on performance enhancing human growth hormone or HGH as the cool kids call it. The New York Times said physician Anthony Galea is being investigated for providing athletes with PDEs. Among them was Tiger Woods. In June 2008, Woods went to Anthony to discuss his slow recovery after his knee surgery. Galea treated Woods multiple times and is suspected to have injected him with HGH. Galea denies those claims and says he only gave Woods platelet therapy that speeds up recovery. He adds that he has never treated professional athletes with HGH.
It’ll be pretty hard to prove he gave Woods HGH. Especially when Tiger’s publicist can just bring up the fact he got his ass kicked by a girl. Sylvester Stallone is said to be on HGH and he looks like a super soldier. Tiger Woods looks like the guy at the Best Buy Geek Squad help desk.
