Tila Tequila announced on her UStream that she’s engaged to Johnson & Johnson heiress Casey Johnson. Casey, as you may have heard, broke into some chick’s house, masturbated in her bed and left the used vibrator. She also stole some jewelry. But more to the point. Tila showed off her 17-carat diamond ring and said her baby is a bajillionaire making it real obvious what she likes Casey for. Her mind, of course! It’s at that point I got so annoyed I punched a hole in my monitor. These fists of justice cannot, will not rest.
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