- For some reason, Italians hate Jersey Shore. [Popeater]
- Courtney Love probably beat Frances Bean Cobain. Probably called them love hazings. [The Superficial]
- Yeesh, I’m pretty sure Kate Hudson is going to look like that when she’s 50. [Drunken Stepfather]
- Quit staring at me like that, Olivia Wilde. [Popoholic]
- Ellen Pompeo airs out her elbows. [Just Jared]
- Nicole Richie is damn lazy. [ASL]
- Why do old people always have to ruin Christmas? [College Humor]
