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Winner: “Cadillac Records” giveaway

March 7th, 200917 comments

Congrats to JT who has until Monday to contact me with their info. His caption was:
“After her recent investment Paris Hilton realized her monument didn’t quite turn out the way she planned.”

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M.I.A. doesn’t name her son Ickitt

March 7th, 2009Respond

M.I.A. denied reports that she named her son Ickitt on her MySpace.
BABY NAME!
MY BABY IS NOT CALLED ICKITT, PICKIT OR LICKIT THANK YOU VERY MUCH TO ALL THE HOLLYWOOD PRESS. HES A BABY , HE DONT NEED PRESS!
I DIDNT RELEASE THE BABY NAME BECAUSE I DIDNT THINK IT WAS NEWS!!!!
BUT I WILL BE BACK WITH …

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Pamela Anderson must have your attention

March 6th, 20095 comments

Pamela Anderson slipped a nipple at the Vivienne Westwood fashion show yesterday. Twice. Which makes you think this was deliberate and also begs the question, “What have we ever done to you, Pamela Anderson, to deserve this?” Besides mock you. I mean, other than that. What?!

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Rihanna will testify if she has to

March 6th, 20092 comments

Us has learned that Rihanna is “planning to do everything that the law requires her to do” in the Chris Brown case. This means that if the court requires Rihanna to testify, she will. Rihanna wants the trial to be “quick and expeditious” so she can get back to her life and career.
$10 that Rihanna …

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Heil Victoria Beckham

March 6th, 20095 comments

I have no clue why Victoria Beckham chose to wear this Nazi-era inspired outfit. She must have been moved by Tom Cruise in Valkryie. She looks ridiculous. It’s like she got real high one night and watched Raiders of the Lost Ark and told her stylist, “I want that,” while pointing to one of Indiana …

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Coolio busted for crack at LAX

March 6th, 2009Respond

Remember Coolio? He had that resurgence in Dangerous Minds and then fell off the earth. Anyway, he’s back in the news again. This time not for a catchy hip-hop song in a Michelle Pfieffer movie, but for being in possession of crack cocaine at LAX.
Coolio was heading through security to board his Southwest flight to …

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Afternoon time wasters

March 6th, 2009Respond

Bossip: Lil’ Kim is all grown up
Drunken Stepfather: Watch Sienna Miller walk
Holy Taco: A tribute to girls in pigtails
Asylum: Reader badly burned by sex toy
Celebslam: Richard Gere is definitely better than you
CoEd: How to end up on a terrorist watch list

Dlisted: Mickey Rourke is fashionable
Celebitchy: Jennifer Lopez pretends to be happy
Popoholic: Rosario Dawson is a …

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This is gross

March 6th, 20092 comments

Ugh. Just looking at Doug Reinhardt stick his tongue down Paris Hilton’s throat makes me dry heave. Not even my enemies can hurt me any worse than these pictures have. Even though they once hired a dominatrix to jump on my balls while wearing high heels, this is still much worse. They should outlaw these …

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