The crazies over at PETA have vowed that you will be eating tofu flavored with George Clooney’s sweat once they’ve perfected the recipe. The “CloFu’s” scent is said to be harvested from a towel soaked in Clooney’s sweat that someone picked up in a DC gym which will be processed by high tech gadgetry to …
Archive for 2009
Shauna Sand is fashionable
March 13th, 20093 comments
There are more important questions here than just “Why is Shauna Sand shopping for shoes virtually topless?” For example, where can I get those darling snakeskin boots behind her? Do you have them in my size? Can you check in the back? It’s ok, I don’t mind waiting.
Jamie Kennedy? Really?
March 13th, 20095 comments
Jennifer Love Hewitt broke up with Ross McCall earlier this year and she’s already found a new man. He goes by the name Jamie Kennedy and you may remember him from such hits as Malibu’s Most Wanted and Son of the Mask. Ergo, it’s safe to say, Hewitt fell in love with his sense of …
Afternoon time wasters
March 13th, 2009Respond
This is why I’ll never adopt. That and the judge ordered me not to.
Bossip: Solange Knowles is angry
Drunken Stepfather: Lauren Conrad shows some leg
Holy Taco: Boy born with two penises
Asylum: Steve Coogan explains how to rip audiences a new one
Celebslam: Cindy Taylor does the bikini thing
CoEd: The art of bad restaurant food photography
Dlisted: Fergie is …
Newsflash: Michael Jackson is a weirdo
March 13th, 20091 comment
If you’re wondering what sort of Michael Jackson memorabilia is being auctioned off from his Neverland Ranch, then wonder no more. TMZ is here to help list all the artworks Jackson had stored in his home. The 2,952 item list includes:
“boy with accordion,” “boy sitting on bricks,” “boy w/ baton and hat w/ feathers,” “two …
Mena Suvari has nice hair
March 13th, 2009Respond
Uh, what happened to Mena Suvari? Did someone punch her in the head making her hair swell up like that? Because that’s not cool. Violence against women is wrong.
This PSA sponsored by NBC. The more you know.
The good looking one
March 13th, 20093 comments
If you’ve been casually channel surfing past American Idol this season, you may have noticed that there seems to be a few attractive people as per usual. Previous seasons had contestants like Carrie Underwood and Katherine McPhee. This season there’s maybe a couple. Here’s one of them. The one with all the tattoos. She’s seen …
Radiohead bitchslaps Miley Cyrus
March 13th, 200912 comments
Back at the Grammys, Miley Cyrus wanted to meet her most favorite band in the whole wide world, Radiohead, and told her managers to do everything they could to make it happen. To appease her, they asked Radiohead only to be told “we don’t do really do that.” Miley was heartbroken because “this is someone …
