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Katherine Heigl wants back in

March 28th, 2009Respond

Katherine Heigl has had a change of heart and would very much like to stay on Grey’s Anatomy despite earlier attempts at exiting the show that made her famous to begin a film career. She even withdrew her name from an Emmy nomination last year because she didn’t think the writing was good enough. Now …

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After hours club: Marisa Miller in Perfect 10

March 28th, 20091 comment

Before Marisa Miller was ever a Victoria’s Secret Angel, she modeled for Perfect 10. A lot of you have seen those shots of her on the tennis court (was it the tennis court?), but these aren’t those. These are something else entirely. You may want to hold on to your socks because they’re about to …

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Perez Hilton doesn’t do anything

March 27th, 20095 comments

Perez Hilton needs three people to write his site, neither of them him. One to MS Paint jizz stains on photos, one to copy / paste articles and one to write cutting commentary like: “Whew! If all was not well in Ivana’s life we just don’t know what we would have done with ourselves!”

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Confirmed: Madonna to abscond with another Malawian

March 27th, 20096 comments

The Malawi Director of Child Welfare Services confirmed to Us that adoption proceedings are going full steam ahead. Madonna will be adopting 3-year-old Mercy James from Malawi. If you care for a little bio about the little girl then here it is:
The girl is “has no father and mother, they both died…We finished the assessment …

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You a smarty and time wasters

March 27th, 2009Respond

Bossip: T.I. confirms Janet Jackson is married
Drunken Stepfather: Amy Winehouse has a scary upskirt
Holy Taco: Bad news, God will not give you a happy ending
Asylum: The hottest Republican pundits
Celebslam: Fergie is going bald
CoEd: The worst actors who turned to stand-up

Dlisted: James Franco is still in character
Celebitchy: Keira Knightley laughed during her sex scene
Popoholic: Eliza Dushku …

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John Mayer will forsake Twitter when the fad dies

March 27th, 20091 comment

John Mayer, the man who updates his Twitter 20+ times a day and whose girlfriend dumped him because of it, thinks Twitter is silly and dumb. He says he only uses the 140 character blogging service because all the cool kids are doing it.
“If you really think that Twitter is the pathway to spiritual enlightenment, …

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T.I. sentenced to 1 year, 1 day in jail

March 27th, 20094 comments

Rapper T.I. was arrested in 2007 and charged with possession of three unregistered machine guns, two silencers and possession of firearms by a convicted felon. Today he was sentenced to one year and one day in jail for those crimes. He has 30 to 60 days to check into prison.
All those guns are a little …

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Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel on the verge of breakup?

March 27th, 20091 comment

Lending more credence to the rumor that their relationship is a sham, a source tells OK! that Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel have been fighting a lot lately. Mainly over Timberlake flirting with other girls. One’s whose traps don’t outsize his.
“Justin has always loved women – singing about them, looking at them, flirting with them. …

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