April 3rd, 2009
Madonna has already filed an appeal to overturn the judge’s ruling that denied her adoption. Madonna’s lawyer, Alan Chinula says they were very surprised despite having the support of the Malawi government. Mainly due to the fact that Madonna has “been good” to them.
The Human Rights Consultative Committee were the loudest voice in not allowing …
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April 3rd, 2009
For those of you that like your Jessica Simpson bikini candids grainy and blurry, these pictures will be your dream come true. Jessica was in Mexico yesterday and by law, she had to hit the pool in a bikini. Also by law, paparazzi have to use disposable cameras to take pictures of celebrities through binoculars.
Note …
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April 3rd, 2009
Bossip: Rihanna is in Hawaii. The only way Chris Brown can hurt her now is if he has enough money for a plane…
Drunken Stepfather: Kim Kardashian stands around wishing she had photoshop
Holy Taco: Altair Jarabo is a Mexican Soap Star and hot
Asylum: Ping Pong and dinner? Yes!
Celebslam: Tori Spelling is under 100 pounds. Hopefully she’ll …
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April 3rd, 2009
Lady GaGa and Lady Starlight (there’s a Lady Starlight?) met up at a club in NYC and proceeded to defile it. They did a pretty good job. I don’t know what’s going on here, but Lady Starlight might want to buy new underwear. One that covers more up. I don’t need to see her hairy …
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April 3rd, 2009
Selena Gomez had her Blackberry stolen in Puerto Rico yesterday and she’s pronounced it dead. The announcement may have been a little premature because these two photos are supposedly from her phone. Granted, I have no idea if this is Puerto Rico or not because I don’t like to travel five feet from my home. …
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April 3rd, 2009
Twitter isn’t just for 140 characters of useless updates anymore. A suicidal woman’s life was saved by Demi Moore on Friday with the help of Twitter. The woman messaged Moore saying “getting a knife, a big one that is sharp. Going to cut arm down the whole arm so it doesn’t waste time.”
Demi didn’t stop …
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April 3rd, 2009
While Lily Allen covered Womanizer in LA last night, Lindsay Lohan stumbled on stage and gave her a hug. Lindsay tried singing along, but Lily denied her and then she tried to dance, but Lily turned away. Dejected, Lindsay ambled off the stage. I love happy endings. Seriously, I’ve seen less awkwardness on How to …
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April 3rd, 2009
Lainey: Someone actually gave Sienna Miller an award and it wasn’t for biggest slut.
Pajiba: That movie with porn star Sasha Grey gets a poster.
ASL: The Rock met up with the bride of Frankenstein
INO: The apocalypse is here. Jessica Alba smiles again!
Hollywood Rag: The only way you can tell this is a fake Zac Efron is …
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