“That son of a bitch baby has my nose!”
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Janice Dickinson: Does this turn you on?
World: No! Oh god, no!

Janice: How about this?
World: Please, stop.

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Christina Ricci and her fivehead did Craig Ferguson the other day and she looked really doable. I don’t know if it was her dress that did it for me or just the fact that her feet couldn’t reach the ground which made her look like a five-year-old. Wait, no. Forget I even mentioned the last …

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The Ugly Truth is Katherine Heigl is in this.

Bossip: Mariah and Nick were in a car crash
Drunken Stepfather: That wasn’t very Disney-like of Billy Ray Cyrus
Holy Taco: How to deal with crapping your pants
Asylum: You can do anything with Peeps. Anything. *Wink wink*
Celebslam: Hot Scarlett is disappearing. Say hello to Gwyneth Paltrow manufactured Scarlett
CoEd: The …

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Breaking up is hard. The best way to get over it is to dye your hair, hit up three clubs in one night and throw eggs at paparazzi. That’s what Lindsay did the other day.
Lindsay first hit up Chateau Marmont, the place where Sam threw her out of last week, to re-establish her dominance, then …

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Madonna will do whatever it takes to get that baby she was denied adopting. She has told her architects to build a home in Malawi so “David Banda would benefit from a connection to his birthplace” and also to establish residency for 18 months so she can get that baby. Just like the prophecy foretold.
“Madonna …

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Spencer Pratt took a photo of Heidi and posted it to his Twitter account, but took it down after realizing their three-foot bong was in the picture. Too bad for him he didn’t take it down fast enough because ONTD got the picture.
So next time when you ask Spencer what would Jesus do when presented …

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Megan Fox is supposedly on the top of everyone’s list to play She-Hulk. Starting a new franchise is a good decision as this should add another dimension to the Hulk saga: Tits!
“The idea is to make She-Hulk sexier but even more savage than the Hulk, which is why Megan is the big favorite for the …

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