Kanye West shot an ad for Louis Vuitton with his girlfriend Amber Rose. It was a chilling imagining of what the future will be like. Apparently in the year 3000, everyone will have their own androgynous being lying nude on their lap in an inexplicable state of bliss.
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Kim Kardashian fell asleep under the sun wearing sunglasses and the cancer inducing result was hilarious. For me, anyway. She posted on Twitter:
PLEASE HELP ME! I am so sunburned! I fell asleep with huge glasses on yesterday! This tan line is not ok!!!
For some odd reason, this reminds me of the cat that Pepe Le …

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Bossip: Christina imllian out to kick Teairra Mari’s ass
Drunken Stepfather: Brody Jenner and his Playboy girlfriend
Holy Taco: Cartoons are so much better in foreign languages
Asylum: London Bar offers intoxicating atmosphere
Celebslam: Jessica’s parents never stop talking about her rack
CoEd: Cheerleaders of the 2009 NBA Playoffs

Dlisted: Kate Moss has an infection
Celebitchy: Britney wants Kevin to break-up with …

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Refusing to age gracefully, Rupert Everett decided to get a little plastic surgery and by a little, I mean he completely replaced his face. Star explains:
According to Dr. Brian S. Glatt, founder of the Premier Plastic Surgery Center of New Jersey, Rupert, 49, has had a comprehensive series of facial procedures. “I think Rupert had …

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Kevin Spacey loves spending time in secret back rooms of shoe stores. On Tuesday, Spacey stopped by Mulberry Street store with his friends where they watched Kill Bill in the back room before buying three pairs of shoes.
Uhh, it doesn’t really help the gay rumor when you start spending time in “secret back rooms.” The …

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Lady GaGa strolled down London wearing a see-through dress with black X’s taped over her nipples, her hair in a bow and taking pictures of the paparazzi. “What a statement!” That’s what I would say if I knew what point Lady GaGa was trying to make. Until I figure it out, I’ll just have to …

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Holy crap, Kim Kardashian is levitating. Here’s Kim working out on a sex swing or trapeze or whatever. Is this how her ass gets so big? Because that thing is huge. I never realized it was this monstrous. She looks half-human, half-T-Rex. You can almost picture her stomping through the forest chasing her lunch.

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Harry Potter is still cool, right?

Lainey: Gabriel Aubrey’s pants are a little fruity
Pajiba: Stephen Dorff and Sofia Coppola go “Somewhere”. Wait, did you say Stephen Dorff?
ASL: Hugh Jackman is energetic
INO: Michelle Rodriguez is also not the marrying type
Hollywood Rag: Vanessa Hudgens always carries a tazer

Yeeeah: Mm, sexy, sort of
Hollywood Tuna: Ha, nice pants, Mischa Barton
Celebrity …

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