Courtney Love has thrown the first punch in a feud with Pamela Anderson that’s been brewing for the past five minutes in Courtney’s crack-addled brain. She wrote:
“Pam Anderson doesn’t even have a credit card. And she lives in Paradise Cove — which is in Malibu, but it’s a trailer park in Malibu.”
In Pamela’s defense, she …

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Jessica Biel debuted her new Butt-Floss® product today. It’s being advertised as the perfect way to prevent skid marks before an important date. Watch out for it on QVC next week.

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Bossip: Tyrese’s ex gets nothing
Drunken Stepfather: Tila Tequila has a new girlfriend
Holy Taco: Dastardly villainous animals
Asylum: If you’ve ever wanted to dress like Jason Stathman, now is your chance
Celebslam: Gioia Bruno is topless
CoEd: Midgets and mascots, wooo

Dlisted: Kate Moss is ripped
Celebitchy: Jason Mraz has a dark side
Popoholic: Marisa Miller is a sexy temptress
IDLYITW: This hillbilly …

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Lauren Conrad was on Letterman yesterday and Dave tore into Spencer Pratt. He called Spencer a snake and oily among other things. It was like watching an eagle eviscerate a field mouse. Granted, the interview did get a little awkward when David said he wanted to watch Lauren’s fake sex tape. Calm down there, grandpa.

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Miley Cyrus and that gay Jonas brother, no the other one, Nick Jonas, have gotten back together. Friends say Nick is insisting Miley break it off with current boyfriend Justin Gaston so they can make-out in Nick’s room while his parents watch without feeling guilty.
“Miley and Nick want to get back together,” our source tells …

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Britney Spears performed in Oakland last night and during her performance where some guy falls from the sky to lift her from a chair, part of her extensions broke off. That or it wanted to escape the vast emptiness of Britney’s head. But that wasn’t the most shocking part of the show. No, the most …

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Gossip Girl star, Leighton Meester, 23, has signed a deal with Universal Republic through Time-Act Music. Her music is described as “electro-pop edge.” Sounds like someone just combined a bunch of cool sounding words.
“I’m thrilled to be welcomed into the Universal Republic fold,” Leighton said in a statement released to the mag. “Their reputation for …

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Lainey: Tina Fey has a new movie
Pajiba: Anna Faris signs onto What’s Your Number
ASL: Vivica A. Fox not looking to bone Zac Efron
INO: Kelly Osbourne won’t take drugs to help with weight loss despite her scale begging her to
Hollywood Rag: Blond bunny style

Yeeeah: Gavin Rossdale used to be gay
Hollywood Tuna: Elen Rives is an excellent …

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