Lindsay Lohan has since left Maui, but during her brief time there, she was seen stumbling out of the dark from behind a bunch of parked cars. Read into that however you’d like.

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Even though the regular flu has killed thousands since January, swine flu keeps on getting all the attention. What’s a virus gotta do to get some love around here? The regular flu must be pissed. Even semi-famous people are talking about it.
ET asked celebrities about the biggest letdown of the year and somehow Lisa Rinna …

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Other people you should follow on Twitter besides The Blemish: Popeater, Celebslam, Celebitchy and Drunken Stepfather

Bossip: Lil’ Johnny took his nipples for a walk
Drunken Stepfather: Heidi Klum is a big dork too
Holy Taco: If Zillow could be used for everything
Asylum: The regular flu is more dangerous than Swine flu
Celebslam: Mel and his girlfriend are …

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Alone by herself with no one standing next to her to compare to, Hayden Panettiere looks decent. Not like that troll she always looks like. Take here at the Star Trek premiere for example. She doesn’t look like a child prostitute at all. That’s complimentary, right? Mommy said I should be nicer to celebrities.

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Paris Hilton’s latest venture will be designing kid’s clothes. Her tag line will call for kids to “slut up”. Pre-teen pregnancy will rise 25%. Mothers and fathers will cry. Worse, Paris is taking a hands on approach. She tweeted yesterday: “Just got home from a long day. About to start drawing the character for my …

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At least it isn’t as campy as the last one where Bumblebee started weeping fluid when Shia told him he’s not taking him to college. And of course there’s a gratuitous scene of Megan Fox posing/writhing on a motorcycle and the promise of a webcam. That’s hot because we all know that girls like to …

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Like the title says, that chick, Eliza Dushku, from that FOX show that’s about to be canceled is dating NBA player Rick Fox. They’ve been spotted enjoying each others company in Miami and Vegas. Of course, they’re downplaying the relationship despite everyone knowing how much she’s in love with him. Fox was formerly married to …

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Mariah Carey and Nick Cannon celebrated their one year anniversary last night. Mariah was so happy she cried. Nick cried too, but for different reasons. Every time he tries to kill her, she escapes. She’s like the Road Runner and he’s Wile E. Coyote. Next time you see them he’s going to attach a big …

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