Marley & Me over Bride Wars: I guess people like dogs.
Patrick Swayze is in the hospital: Not only does Swayze have pancreatic cancer, he now has pneumonia, possibly due to a change in his chemotherapy regime. He’ll be in the hospital the next few days for observation. Swayze recently commented that he may not even …
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Stuff you don’t care about
January 9th, 20091 comment
Kevin Costner called 911 on himself
January 9th, 2009Respond
TMZ reports that around 10 a.m. Tuesday morning, Kevin Costner was driving to a meeting in Hollywood when he felt sick and light headed. Depriving everyone the joy of hearing news that he passed out behind the wheel and crashed into a parked police cruiser, Costner pulled over and called 911. While paramedics made their …
Afternoon time wasters
January 9th, 20092 comments
Bossip: Kanye West wants to pose naked
Drunken Stepfather: Lady Gaga performs in her pantyhose
Bastardly: Isla Fisher does InStyle
Dlisted: Those chicks behind Kelly Osbourne are probably laughing at her ugly ass
Celebslam: Lindsay won’t take responsibility
Yeeeah: Ashley Olsen doesn’t wash her hands after using the bathroom
Asylum: Asylum’s year in sex. With pics
Celebitchy: Princess Beatrice got jacked
CoEd: Extreme …
Someone is getting fired
January 9th, 2009Respond
The Golden Globe Awards aren’t until this Sunday, but apparently the guy who runs their website has no idea because yesterday, a gold star appeared in front of Anne Hatahway’s name for “Best Performance by an Actress in a Motion Picture -Drama.” The star, which denotes the winners in each category, has since been removed …
Charles Barkley was drunk
January 9th, 20092 comments
Charles Barkley’s blood alcohol test came back and it says he was DUI positive. He’s terminal. Terminally retarded.
Arizona police say Barkley was driving with a BAC of .149, almost twice the legal limit, when he was pulled over. As it turns out, driving drunk and running a stop sign because you were in a hurry …
Olivia Wilde at the Critic’s Choice Awards
January 9th, 2009Respond
You probably know the Critic’s Choice Awards were yesterday. What you didn’t know was that Olivia Wilde was there. Oh, you knew that too? Well you know what Mr. Smarty Pants? I don’t think like your attitude.
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Heidi Montag is in training
January 9th, 20093 comments
I have no idea why Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt are training Brazilian jiu-jitsu, but I hope to god Spencer got choked out a few times and the instructor tea bagged him. I also have no idea why Heidi’s not doing this topless with another girl. Man, she can’t do anything right.
Morning time wasters
January 9th, 2009Respond
Pajiba: Oo, Titanic 2
Lainey: Eva Longoria and Katy Perry do not belong
Hollywood Rag: Kristen Dunst paper bags it. Sadly, “it” is not her head
ASL: Rumer Willis is washed out
Celebparasite: Gisele Bundchen is a ninja
DRW (Site NSFW): Kim Kardashian shows off some cleavage
UseMyComputer: Evangelina Lilly is smiley
Hollywood Tuna: Tera Patrick is talented
