Cops were called to Paris Hilton’s house early this morning after neighbors grew tired of hearing her and Dough Reinhardt screaming and yelling all night. “The noise didn’t stop and that meant she wasn’t dead and that meant we had failed,” one of the neighbors said. No, just kidding. They didn’t say that. But they …

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Surveillance footage was released of Pearl Jam bassist Jeff Ament being robbed and attacked outside of Southern Tracks recording studio in Atlanta. Last month, three men appeared from out of the woods behind the studio and attacked Ament and Mark Anthony Smith as they were rolling up in a rented Jeep.
In the video, Ament can …

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The short version of this is Jeff “the midget-loving impresario behind Beacher’s Madhouse revue” Beacher accused Criss Angel of stealing his cat and now he’s suing to get it back. Beacher claims Criss has been leaving him voicemail messages such as “I took your cat. He lives with me now,” “The cat no longer likes …

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Bossip: Jennifer gives good face
Drunken Stepfather: Some pornstar protests nude
Holy Taco: Autumn Reeser in case you forgot
Asylum: It’s beatbox girl. The new sensation sweeping the nation or some small subset of the internet.
Celebslam: Nick Hogan is poison
CoEd: Yearbook photo fail
The Superficial: LeAnn Rimes is wearing her wedding ring… now

Dlisted: There’s coke in the air
Celebitchy: Ewan …

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I know these are a few days old, but it’s Cindy Crawford in a bikini for god’s sake. This is like me finding out I have a slice of ham for the two pieces of bread I was about to eat. In other words, mildly exciting.

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On Tuesday it was reported that police responded to a security alarm at Lindsay Lohan’s home to discover what seemed to be a ransacked house. They later discovered Lindsay lived like a pig. Today, however, it’s been confirmed that two people really did attempt to gain entry into Lohan’s house.
Two men, one wearing a baseball …

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Shock! Horror! Ashlee Simpson could be pregnant again if this report from Star is to be believed. A source told the mag that Simpson is “just a few weeks along” and is happy, but wants to keep the news a secret for a few months.
Ashlee also thinks this second baby could bring Pete and her …

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If you haven’t heard, Sylvester Stallone is currently filming The Expendables with his rag tag cast of aging action stars, real action stars (see: Randy Cotoure) and Brittany Murphy. Why then does the poster for the film look like an Ed Hardy t-shirt despite the film sounding somewhat promising? Was whoever designed this given specific …

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