January Jones of Mad Men is seen here attempting to seduce me. Nice try, January, but I’m not waking up in a bathtub full of ice again.

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Tom Brady and Gisele Bundchen were recently married in two separate ceremonies. One in Santa Monica and another in Costa Rica. Now Radar claims that Gisele has already told close friends that she’s been knocked up. This will make it Tom’s second child with a supermodel. The first one being with Bridget Moynahan.
Oh, sure Tom. …

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God, Jim Carrey is creepy.

Bossip: Keyshia Cole, Cici and Monica the new TLC?
Drunken Stepfather: Kate Moss’ fashion line has nipple
The Superficial: Khloe “The Goat” Kardashian will eat anything
Asylum: Playboy is for sale
Celebslam: Oh, hello Mariah
Holy Taco: The celebrity gender switch experiment

Popsugar: Rihanna’s kissing partner is just her friend
Popeater: Hudson shows off her brunette do
CoEd: Jimmy …

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Paris Hilton and her boyfriend Doug Reinhardt hit up a club in Cannes last night and pretty much humped each other around the place. God damn, this isn’t a porno set.
You want to know why Paris and Doug were the only ones sitting? Because no one else wanted anywhere near those snail trails Paris left …

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Yachts! They’re not just for dumping bodies into the ocean anymore. They’re all the rage now in Cannes. Because that’s all there is to do. Watch movies and sunbathe on big boats. The latest adopters of the fad are Orlando Bloom and Victoria’s Secret model Miranda Kerr. Here they are confirming suspicions that my life …

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The sense of entitlement surrounding celebrities is atrocious. They think just because they’re blessed with the ability to read words off paper they’re above normal people. Take Owen Wilson at the vegan takeout place One Lucky Duck for example. Wilson was waiting in line when he got tired of standing with the peons and booked …

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Holy crap. Are those abs? Those things haven’t been heard from since 1999. They’re probably wincing in pain because they haven’t seen sunlight in 10 years.

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The movie isn’t as girly as the title suggests.

Lainey: Shu Qi was at Cannes
Pajiba: Fogler to remake Uncle Buck? This is getting ridiculous
ASL: Bronx Mogwai hits the streets. Not literally. Although I bet he wishes it was
INO: Kelly Ripa is out and about

Hollywood Rag: Ben Stiller has a Twitter impostor
Yeeeah: Big news. Orlando Bloom isn’t …

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