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Well, duh

June 5th, 200911 comments

Megan Fox is refusing to name names, but she claims that ever since she got famous, she’s sat down with legends in Hollywood to discuss potential roles only to be propositioned with the casting couch. She tells Britain’s GQ:
“Any casting couch s**t I’ve experienced has been since I’ve become famous. It’s really so heartbreaking. Some …

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Afternoon time wasters

June 5th, 2009Respond

Bossip: Mr. and Mrs. Mariah Carey hit up the prom?
Drunken Stepfather: Emma Watson is almost see-through
Holy Taco: Embarrassing celebrity red carpet moments
Asylum: Did the media literally bow down to Obama?
The Superficial: Natalie Imbruglia does the bikini thing
CoEd: 21 crazy sex facts

Dlisted: Lindsay could lose a limb
Celebitchy: George Clooney likes them young
Popoholic: Bruno finally teams up …

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Bar Refaeli is in GQ

June 5th, 20093 comments

Guess who made an appearance in the Italian version of Gay Quarterly? Bar Refaeli. It takes a lot of effort to make me not want to jack off to photos of Bar, but by golly, Italian GQ has done it with this vintage style shoot. There’s only one of her in a bra. Only one. …

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Lindsay had fun

June 5th, 20092 comments

If she’s not stalking her ex across the world, she’s getting wasted at clubs. Here’s Lindsay exiting Cuckoo club in London looking like she’s one step away from passing out in a gutter. If you gave her a breathalyzer, the machine would start counting from .001 to infinity really quickly before exploding.

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Susan Boyle has left the hospital

June 5th, 20091 comment

Four days ago, Britain’s Got Talent phenomenon Susan Boyle was admitted to a London hospital for exhaustion and anxiety following her loss on the show. She was released today and everything is gravy.
“As far as I can tell she is absolutely fine,” Gerry Boyle says. “I believe she is with the musical people at a …

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Foul play suspected in David Carradine’s death

June 5th, 20095 comments

Questions are still coming up in David Carradine’s tragic death. Questions like: “What the fuck was he doing?” Reports from CNN say that “a yellow nylon rope was tied around the actor’s neck and a black rope was around his genitals.” This has led police to believe David died from “accidental suffocation.” Implying that it …

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Morning time wasters

June 5th, 2009Respond

Let this be the final Final Destination.

Lainey: Jessica Simpson discovers skinny jeans
Pajiba: Chris Pine is unstoppable
ASL: Audrina Patridge likes her meat juicy
INO: Change is a commin’ for the Pussycat Dolls
Hollywood Rag: Tara Patrick hosts lingeriegasm

Yeeeah: The Twilight chick is still alive
Hollywood Tuna: Jessica Biel is a first round draft pick
Celebrity Odor: Megan Fox FHM outtakes
WIMB: …

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Kendra Wilkinson has her own show now

June 5th, 20091 comment

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A while ago, I was asked if I could post a video ad for Kendra Wilkinson’s new show reality on E! where she gets ready to marry what’s his face. At first I thought, “only if she shows me her tits.” But then they said they could get …

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