Here’s my piss poor attempt at a tribute to Michael Jackson. Why Michael and not Farrah Fawcett or Ed McMahon? Because while all these deaths are sad and tragic, Michael is the most recent and I suck at tributes so I picked the easiest for me.
Plus on the day of his death, he crashed most …
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How embarrassing. This is like dying while wearing soiled underwear. Michael Jackson should have heeded the advice of his mother: “Always put on the tip of your nose the first thing in the morning.” She is so wise. Props to Anorak for spotting that.
That photo is also supposed to be the final one of Michael. …
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Madonna is in another Louis Vuitton campaign. A leaked photo from the Autumn/Winter 2009 collection shows a highly airbrushed Madonna leaning back in a sofa looking uncomfortable. There’s so much airbrushing here that they could have saved some money and just drawn this from scratch. She doesn’t even look real. She looks like one of …
In case you missed it, Kate Gosselin strutted out on her front lawn in a blue bikini the other day. Presumably to show Jon what he’s missing out on.
Funny story. Kate doesn’t even need to tie her bikini. She just bitches at it until it breaks down and does it itself.
After Perez Hilton was punched in the face, he took to the interwebs to play the victim. He said he didn’t think about the consequences of his action of calling Will.I.Am a “fucking faggot.” It took two statements on his site, but Perez finally apologized. Sort of. Well, not really. He still played the victim …
Ashlee Simpson showed up at the Axe Instinct event at the Hard Rock the other day looking like she just escaped from Pete Wentz’s basement. Even the chain around her neck is still there. Which is odd because Pete thought he’d locked her up pretty good. I blame his good for nothing effeminate hands. Him …
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AnnaLynne McCord and Jessica Lowndes may look happy filming scenes for 90210, but underneath lies a pain and heartache few will ever know. You see, I spoke with them and they told me “Michelle Jaston meant a lot to… oh what? Michael Jackson died? Who the hell is Michael Jackson?”
Edit: It’s Lowndes. Got the two …
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