Bossip: Gary Coleman’s wife beat his ass
Drunken Stepfather: Katie Price’s non-existent ass in short shorts
The Superficial: Bianca Gascoigne does the bikini thing
Holy Taco: Girls getting wedgies
Asylum: Stars and stripes bikinis indicate god has blessed America
Celebslam: OK! Magazine didn’t think this one through
CoEd: Camille Holbrook is a snapshot

Dlisted: It’s Adrien Dreambrody
Celebitchy: LAPD in trouble for not …

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Well, sort of anyway. The Jackson family originally planned to charge the public $25 to attend Michael’s memorial service at the Staples Center next Tuesday. However, the bad publicity forced them to cancel that plan and hold a lottery instead. Fans will be able to register online for the chance to win one of 17,500 …

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And not just the role reversal problem of Jessica Biel no longer getting her period while Justin Timberlake is starting to get his. No, I’m talking about a relationship problem. They’ve been dating for two years but the last time they were spotted together was in May.
“Things don’t look good for them right now — …

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Ask any woman and they’ll tell you Vanessa Minnillo has a pretty decent body. Ask Vanessa and she’ll tell you that’s true for the most part except for her abs.
“I always have problems with my abs, especially when I see these women who have beautiful, sculpted abs,” she groaned to Tarts at last week’s launch …

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Kudos to Film Drunk for finding this clip of Ben Affleck in this episode of Lifestories: Families in Crisis where he plays Aaron Henry, a steroid abuser. You kids should learn from Ben and not take performance enhancers. Not only will you be thrown into an uncontrollable rage which causes you to punch out a …

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Lainey: Katie Holmes has turned into Josh Hartnett
ASL: Zac Efron gets a new haircut
INO: Eva Longoria and Tony Parker tour France on a bike
Hollywood Rag: Rihanna will do her own tattoos soon

Yeeeah: Lindsay Lohan is see-through
Hollywood Tuna: Kristin Cavallari gives a dog a bone
Celebrity Odor: Rowdy Rowdy Piper arrested for DUI
WIMB: Old Jonas about to …

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A rep for the CW says Rumer Willis will be playing Gia, a “punky cute lesbian who isn’t afraid to speak her mind,” on the latest incarnation of 90210.
I can’t decide whether this is really good casting or really bad casting. On the one hand, Rumer looks like a true, non-glamorized lesbian which gives her …

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It’s been maybe a month or two since Kim Kardashian was last photographed in a bikini doing things. That was obviously unacceptable so here she is rectifying — more like e-rectifying (zing!) — the situation. Not exactly sure what this is for or whether they’re staged candids or not. Although, it does look like one …

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