That Katie Price post was sad. I hope this will cheer you up though. It’s Penelope Cruz’s sister, Monica Cruz, vacationing in Ibiza with what I think is a human book. If this doesn’t lift your spirits, then I’ve also fashioned a gun that shoots rainbows. That’s right, fucking rainbows!
Archive for 2009
Katie Price had a miscarriage
July 10th, 20091 comment
Katie Price aka Jordan was 10 weeks pregnant when she found out her baby had died and only a few weeks before she and Jordan broke up. Doctors told her the fetus’ heart had stopped beating during a scan in London. Still hopeful after discovering high levels of a hormone produced by the embryo, Jordan …
That outfit isn’t helping
July 10th, 20092 comments
Who put them up to this? Daivd Letterman? Conan O’Brien? Jay Leno wants names. [via Unique Daily]
Hayden Panettiere does a GQ shoot
July 10th, 2009Respond
Here’s Hayden Panettiere in a photo shoot for the US issue of GQ. If you had any doubts about it being GQ, note the inexplicably un-sexy outfit they put her in. This looks like the same pose and jean jacket Tiger Beat would have put Joey Lawrence in.
Also, I couldn’t put my finger on it …
“District 9″ and time wasters
July 10th, 2009Respond
Mech suits. They have mech suits!
Lady GaGa bankrupt & homeless. We may never see her wear a disco ball or shoot fireworks from her nipples ever again. [Popeater]
Lily Allen must hate shirts. And bras. They chafe. [The Superficial]
NFL’s Donte Stallworth released on day 24 of his 30 day jail sentence for manslaughter. Whew. That was …
Lindsay Lohan makes her own work
July 10th, 2009Respond
Lindsay Lohan and her partner Kristi Kaylor are starting their own production company. Because if no one else is going to hire her, she might as well do it herself. They already have two projects in development too.
The duo are developing several projects including a TV show called “Faux Real,” described as “Entourage” for the …
An A-Team for a D-lister
July 10th, 20091 comment
Paris Hilton went to court with her lawyers in Miami on Thursday to defend against a lawsuit claiming she failed to adequately promote National Lampoon’s Pledge This! Of course, Paris thinks this is horseshit. She promoted the hell out of it. Every opportunity she got, she would mention how sexy the film was. They’re suing …
Joe Jackson suspects foul play, thinks Paris will be famous
July 10th, 20096 comments
Joe Jackson suspects Michael Jackson may have been. Wait for it. Murdered. Dun dun dun! Speaking to ABC News, Joe said at first he couldn’t believe Michael had died and that now he has a strong suspicion it may be homicide.
“We are still awaiting corroboration from the coroner’s office as to cause of death. That …
Continue reading "Joe Jackson suspects foul play, thinks Paris will be famous"
