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Update: Joaquin Phoenix wasn’t joking about that rap thing

January 18th, 20092 comments

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Thought the reports of Joaquin Phoenix wanting to parlay his acting career into a rap career was all a big joke just like when Paris Hilton tried to parlay her amateur porn career into a singing career? Well, you were wrong. Again. Joaquin is dead serious about rapping. …

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Someone’s stealing the Jonas Brothers’ underwear

January 16th, 20092 comments

The Jonas Brothers have tightened security after underwear bandits have taken to stealing boxers from their dressing rooms and leaving notes that read, “Your undies are safe with us. … The Undie Snatchers!”
This would be cooler if the boxers ended up on eBay. That way I can buy them and put them into my collection. …

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Kitty and time wasters

January 16th, 2009Respond

This is pretty old but it makes me laugh every time.

Bossip: Venus Williams is looking improved
Drunken Stepfather: Kim Kardashian is too lazy to take her shoes off
Holy Taco: The Anal Sex to Chili’s analogy
Celebslam: Paris Hilton is respectful

Bastardly: Miley Cyrus is on a lonely bike ride
Popoholic: Isla Fisher is alluring
Celebitchy: Jennifer Aniston and John Mayer …

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Wait, what? Joaquin Phoenix raps?

January 16th, 20091 comment

Joaquin Phoenix wasn’t joking when he announced he was retiring from acting to focus on his music career. The Hollywood Reporter says that not only is he plowing ahead with his new career path, but his brother-in-law Casey Affleck will document Phoenix’s journey to become the world’s next rap superstar. Oh, yea. I forgot to …

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Abigail Clancy is accommodating

January 16th, 20092 comments

How nice of Abigail Clancy to keep her mouth open after leaving Kate Moss’ birthday party. This saves me from having to sheepishly ask if I can finish in her mouth and then be given a confused look before being yelled at to get away from her window.

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Johnny Knoxville is armed and not very dangerous

January 16th, 2009Respond

Jackass star Johnny Knoxville was detained by LAX security after a grenade was discovered in his carry-on bag. The Los Angeles bomb squad was called and determined that while the grenade was real, it lacked explosives and a firing pin. Knoxville claimed it was a prop from a movie and that he forgot it was …

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Lily Allen has a third nipple

January 16th, 20091 comment

Lily Allen is interviewed by a Dutch show and near the end, the conversation gravitates towards her third nipple which Lily isn’t shy about showing. She even let the guy touch it. Lily comments that it has the ability to get hard. Which makes this all the more confusing. Am I supposed to label this …

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Crank 2 and time wasters

January 16th, 2009Respond

You already know the premise is ridiculous so just go with it.

Pajiba: 30 Rock is coming back
Lainey: Hello Kitty Valkyrie
ASL: Cindy McCain’s dreams have been shattered
Hollywood Rag: Lourdes is calling the shots between Madonna and Guy

UseMyComputer: Avril Lavigne is in a hotel room
DRW (Site NSFW): Miranda Kerr is in her bikini
Yeeeah!: AI’s Emily Wynne-Hughes is …

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