July 24th, 2009
Ahhh, SQUEL, New Moon. Squeeeal. That’s pretty much the gist of this whole video.
The story of Michael Jackson’s secret kid. [Popeater]
Adrian Grenier’s penis smells rank. [The Superficial]
Michelle Williams looks sickly at her b-day party. [Bossip]
Models getting topless. Need I say more? Also, a dog drinking out of a champagne glass. [Drunken Stepfather]
Jessica Simpson is all …
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July 24th, 2009
I think a lot of people have pointed this out or already caught onto this, but Rihanna debuted a new hairstyle at the premiere of Inglourious Basterds yesterday and it seemed oddly familiar. Which it should. Jim Carrey popularized the look in Ace Ventura: Pet Detective 15 years ago. Man, that Jim Carrey was …
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July 24th, 2009
District Judge Timothy Workman cleared Amy Winehouse of any wrongdoing in her assault case today. Winehouse was said to have punched Sherene Flash when she asked to take a picture. Amy argued that she was intimidated by Flash and she was too short to have hit her in the face. The judge ruled that he …
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July 24th, 2009
Lindsay Lohan was at Millions of Milkshakes yesterday brewing up her signature milkshake. It’s one part chocolate, one part Red Bull, a dash of vodka, diced cigarette butts and a smidgen of used condom topped off with whipped cream. Customers said it tasted as if they were shrunk down to size and thrown into Lindsay …
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July 24th, 2009
Matthew Broderick may have had enough of Sarah Jessica Parker or vice versa. Nine MSN says they’re living apart despite only recently bringing home newborn twins. Sarah Parker is rumored to be moving out of their New York home and into a nine-bedroom home she bought in Brooklyn.
“It would be a surprising decision to make …
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July 24th, 2009
Robert Pattinson and Kristin Stewart hit up Comic-Con. Those tweens camped out over night for this turning that place into a living hell. [Lainey]
Gwen Stefani’s abs are back. [ASL]
Eva Longoria will open up her own restaurant. [INO]
Rihanna wants to go back to the 80’s. A time when she wasn’t beat to hell by Chris Brown. …
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July 24th, 2009
Reps have shot down reports that Megan Fox declined a Bond girl because she wanted a more central role. They say there have been no offers or discussions and Megan is a big fan of Bond movies.
Megan Fox is hot so I don’t see why she wouldn’t be a bond girl. She can be the …
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July 24th, 2009
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Katie Holmes finally showed off her singing and dancing ability on So You Think You Can Dance yesterday. Funny story. When Katie came up with this idea, Tom Cruise originally wanted to teach her some movies. Tom then started sliding around the floor playing air guitar and afterward …
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