Kelly Clarkson is like one of those bears that haven’t been fed for a month and are suddenly let out of their cage to perform only to attack the first thing they see. Here she is on Good Morning America turning on her trainer. They eventually tased her and got her to sing. Here she …
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Kevin Fatterline is also cheap
July 31st, 20091 comment
Kevin Fatterline gets a hefty stipend from Britney every month that allows him to stuff his face with whatever the Pillsbury Dough Boy throws in front of him. Most of the time, for some inexplicable reason, he doesn’t even need to spend that money because clubs will comp him. The reasoning is that his name …
Afternoon time wasters
July 31st, 20091 comment
Ashley Tisdale says kissing Zac Efron was weird and awkward. Probably not as awkward as Zac Efron drawing stubble on her beforehand though. [Popeater]
Mischa Barton’s 5150 was the best thing to happen to her. That and canned cookie dough. [The Superficial]
50 Cent and Ciara are still hittin’ it. [Bossip]
Taylor Swift in some period short shorts. …
Everything you wanted to know about George Clooney’s girlfriend
July 31st, 20095 comments
Everybody has been buzzing about George Clooney’s new girlfriend Elisabetta Canalis like it’s some big thing that he’s banging someone who’s 30. You know, I can have sex with a girl too contrary to what you’ve heard. It is too, true!
Anyway, if you’re wondering who this mysterious woman is, she was a TV presenter, but …
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Roseanne Barr is so controversial!
July 31st, 2009Respond
Look! Roseanne Barr dressed up as Hitler for a photo shoot for Heeb, a Jewish magazine. She even made “Jew Cookies” that she puts into the oven. Like they did in the internment camps. She doesn’t care who she offends. How edgy!
As the “Domestic Goddess” dons the famous moustache, transforming into “Domestic Goddess Hitler,” I …
Katherine Heigl is good at making friends
July 31st, 20093 comments
Seth Rogen and Judd Apatow were on Howard Stern’s Sirius show on Thursday when the subject veered towards a comment made by Heigl in 2007 in which she chided Knocked Up, the movie that made her a star, for being unfair to women and claimed that it “paints the women as shrews” and the mean …
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The price of beauty for Jessica Simpson is $25,000
July 31st, 2009Respond
Page Six says Jessica Simpson’s new show, The Price of Beauty, begins shooting next week, but VH1 isn’t too happy about the budget. A source says it will cost $25,000 to get Jessica Simpson “camera-ready”. That’s $100 for her wardrobe, $20 for her hair and the rest for a bunch of empty boxes to play …
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Morning time wasters
July 31st, 2009Respond
George Clooney’s latest girlfriend was a porn star? [Lainey]
Katie Holmes practices her O face. [ASL]
Britney Spears is going to buy her daddy a restaurant. Will place golden arches above it. [INO]
Jennifer Aniston has USA nipples. [Hollywood Rag]
Keeley Hazell is in black and white. [Yeeeah]
What? Scarlett Johansson didn’t show any cleavage? [Hollywood Tuna]
10 Runway Fails. [Celebrity …
