Dane Cook, Jeremy Piven and Kid Rock were all in Vegas and huddled together to take this picture of them giving the camera the finger. So. Bad Ass. If this picture was scratch-n-sniff, it would probably smell like vinegar.
Archive for 2009
George Clooney will sue
August 14th, 20091 comment
Paparazzi have gone too far this time. George Clooney plans on suing paparazzi who climbed over the wall of his Italian home to snap photographs of his girlfriend Elisabetta Canalis enjoying “private moments” in the yard and a topless 13-year-old girl changing in one of his guest rooms. The photos were then published in two …
“Gentleman Broncos” and time wasters
August 14th, 2009Respond
The 10 best Jack Nicholson vacation photos ever. [Popeater]
Regis tells Kate Gosselin he’s positive she’ll get back with Jon. Kate gives Regis the wonky eye. [The Superficial]
Barack Obama interviewed by 11-year-old. [Bossip]
Jordan takes her tits for a job. I was about to change the mistype to “jog” but I think that works too. [Drunken Stepfather]
Diane …
Nick Lachey is lonely, oh so lonely
August 14th, 20094 comments
Nick Lachey used to bang Jessica Simpson back when she was in her prime. Then they broke up. He moved on to bang Vanessa Minnillo in Mexican hot tubs. Then they broke up. Now he sits alone in the corner at clubs sipping drinks while women avoid him like he was the sole carrier of …
Jamie Foxx plays the young man’s game
August 14th, 2009Respond
Pete Wentz did it, Soulja Boy sort of did it, Vanessa Hudgens has been doing it, Ashley Greene just did it and now Jamie Foxx wants to get in on the action. Supposedly. MediaTakeOut posted this very NSFW photo of the alleged Foxx self-shooting himself naked in the bathroom. No doubt to use as his …
He isn’t married
August 14th, 2009Respond
Good news: Sienna Miller finally found a guy who isn’t married. Not so great news: He calls himself Slinky Wizard. Sad news: This means he’s legally retarded. Better news: Sienna Miller is in a bikini. Even better news: Since he’s legally retarded, he might drown if he falls into the ocean leaving Sienna single and …
Paris Hilton’s new album leaked
August 14th, 20093 comments
We’re going to keep this part brief, since the more I am forced to know Her Heirness of Valtrex, the more I start sweating bile and broken dreams, but if you’re interested in hearing her latest attempt at cracking the music industry, knock yourself out at Earsucker (or up top). Needless to say, it ain’t …
Heidi Montag is honest
August 14th, 200914 comments
Heidi Montag’s playboy spread is about as interesting as dirt, so I skimmed through it and highlighted the (barely) interesting parts for yours truly. I know. I’m expecting that Nobel Prize in the mail any day now.
“You know, I was never very sexual before I met you, Spencer,” she tells Spencer, who interviews her for …
