Billy Ray Cyrus doesn’t see any problem with Miley Cyrus’ pole dance performance at the Teen Choice Awards this month. Cyrus, sort of dodging the subject, said, “You know what? I just think that Miley loves entertaining people. She loves singing and songwriting. I always tell her to love what you’re doing and stay focused …

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The New York Post must be staffed by a bunch of perverts because they published a partial image of Jennifer Aniston’s vag from when she was on set shooting scenes for her movie, The Bounty. Mark this in your calendar. This is the most interesting thing Jennifer Aniston has done to date. The photos of …

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I combined the morning and afternoon time wasters for today. I know this puts a strain on our relationship, but I hope you can forgive me.

Criss Angel shows Peopeater a sweet magic trick. Unfortunately, it’s not one of him disappearing never to be heard from again. [Popeater]
LeAnn Rimes & Eddie Cibrian go public. On the …

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Apparently in the upcoming issue of BlackBook, they revamped Claire Danes’ image. They write,
BlackBook magazine has completely revamped Claire Danes’ image with a sexy new ‘powerhouse’ look for the cover of the September Fall Fashion issue (on newsstands next week). Shot in the penthouse of Manhattan’s Cooper Square Hotel, and inspired by the …

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Hey guys, guess what. Michael Jackson’s burial will be postponed for two days. Joe Jackson originally planned for his son to be buried on what would be his 51st birthday. That date has been pushed to August 31 because there are “things the family needs to get in order before Michael is laid to rest.”
Let’s …

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This video of Pauly Shore going Christian Bale on a crew member is probably fake. There’s no way Pauly is famous enough to be pulling stunts like this. The last movie I saw him in was Bio-Dome which tells me that he isn’t a hot commodity in Hollywood. If this was real, he’d be laughed …

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Maybe Lindsay wouldn’t be broke if she didn’t spend her days shopping. She looks like a slutty hippie cowboy here. I’m not sure how much she spent on that top she’s wearing, but I’m sure I can make the same thing out of a curtain from Target for only $6. And judging by how much …

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Steven Jones was just a vacation lay for Hayden Panettiere. She’s onto better, richer men. Namely 28-year-old millionaire Harry Morton. The two were seen walking together on the beach the other day.
His grandfather owned the Morton’s chain of steakhouses and his father owns the Hard Rock in Vegas. Harry is CEO of Pink Taco. The …

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