Good news. I may have saved you $10. Entertainment Tonight aired the lesbian kiss between Megan Fox and Amanda Seyfried from Jennifer’s Body and they showed it right at the beginning so no need to laboriously click on the video player trying to find where it is before your boss comes back.
The rest of the …

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Some idiot got plastic surgery to impress Simon Cowell. [Popeater]
Asia Argento is in a bikini. [The Superficial]
Ellen Page is also in that movie no one knows anything about. [Lainey]
Holly Montag’s rack doesn’t match up to her sister’s. [Drunken Stepfather]
Lindsay Lohan needs to look good for a funeral. [Popsugar]
We’re finally starting to see KO’s in college …

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Pete Wentz and Ashlee Simpson might be moving away from Hollywood to shield their kid from the constant paparazzi.
“Once you have a kid it’s a little bit different. You’re more protective. You want them to have a normal life, or as normal as possible,” he said. We’re going to figure out moving somewhere that’s a …

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Megan Fox previously lit the fire to char the bridge between her and Transformers director, Michael Bay. Now, she’s taking in the smoldering view of destruction after detonating piles upon piles of dynamite strategically and hatefully placed across said bridge.  She may even be thinking of taking a shit on top of all of …

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Stephanie Pratt, who is Spencer Pratt’s sister, god have mercy on her soul, hit up Malibu Beach to film scenes for The Hills, the totally non-scripted reality show. Kristin Cavallari came along for the ride but did not get into a bikini. It’s like she knew someone was watching her. Was it those letters I …

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If it weren’t for those vacant, doll eyes, Audrina Patridge would be pretty hot. It’s like they’re incapable of expressing emotion. Here’s Audrina at the premiere of Sorority Row which I had no idea she was in. Apparently Rumer Willis and her huge chin are in it as well as Real World cast member turned …

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Jessica Simpson hit up France for her VH1 reality show about beauty to guest model for designer Ozlem Suer yesterday. Her breasts didn’t get the memo. They looked like they were still asleep. Someone wake them up. We can’t have Jessica dragging those things down the runway.
I like what they made her model too. I …

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A Mila Kunis and Natalie Portman girl-on-girl scene in Black Swan has been rumored for a while, but it’s being brought up again giving us hope that it might actually happen. Kunis was asked about it at the premiere of Extract and she didn’t deny it.
“I’m not allowed to talk about the script yet, but …

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