Kelly Clarkson explains why she’s not an asshole. [Popeater]
Will Lindsay go back to rehab? [The Superficial]
Audrina Patridge is in a tight little dress. [Drunken Stepfather]
Ladies of Hollywood show up for the pre-emmys party. [Popsugar]
Ryan Kwanten, Jason Stackhouse of True Blood, is enjoying his hiatus. [Lainey]
All that’s wrong with men’s mags: Censoring nudity. [Asylum]
The Hills chicks …

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Khloe Kardashian and L.A. Lakers forward Lamar Odom have only been dating for a month, but Khloe has already put a boot to his head and told him to marry her or else. PEOPLE says,
Earlier this month, The Kourtney & Khloe Take Miami star’s older sister Kim told PEOPLE of the couple, “They’re very, very …

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Jessica Simpson has reached the fifth stage of the Kübler-Ross model, acceptance. After enlisting the help of experts, cold calling neighbors and basically doing everything short of calling in the Navy SEALS, Jessica Simpson is finally giving up the search for her probably dead Maltese poodle Daisy, last seen being abducted by a hungry coyote. …

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Ugh. It’s slow today. Here’s Eva Longoria in her Lexus trying to talk her way out of a ticket on Wednesday. Try as she might, she couldn’t pull it off. Probably because the cop was so close to her that he saw this thing trying to seduce him. Normally, a gun would be the solution, …

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LeAnn Rimes called the cops yesterday afternoon claiming paparazzi were blocking her driveway keeping her from pulling her car out. When the cops showed up, there were no cars. But since the LAPD was already there… why not help LeAnn unload some luggage and golf clubs? I mean, they don’t want their visit to be …

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So continues DeNiro’s slide into crap.

Rachel McAdams just got hotter. In other words, nudity! [Popoholic]
Brad Pitt is really going for that “I want to be on Sons of Anarchy” look. [ASL]
Aaron Eckhart would rather shower on his front lawn then ask a friend for a favor. [INO]
Katherine Jackson will get nearly $87k a month from …

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Paula Abdul did a McSkat medley to open her new show DIVA. Don’t ask me the show’s premise because I have no idea nor do I care. The fact that Paula could barely lip-sync through her own music was enough to turn me off of typing “Paula Abdul DIVA” in Google. Anyway, if you want …

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Cancer survivor Suzanne Somers has made bold claims that the chemotherapy Patrick Swayze underwent for his pancreatic cancer poisoned him. Luckily, there’s no controversy since no one cares what Suzanne Somers thinks. Somers is like that homeless guy screaming about kittens being our overlords who you nod your head at as you quickly walk by.
“They …

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