Roman Polanski was arrested in Switzerland late Saturday on behalf of the US. There to accept a lifetime achievement award at the Zurich Film Festival, Polanski was placed under custody at the Zurich airport. He may finally be extradited for having sex with a 13-year-old girl 32 years ago.
In 1977, Polanski was said to have …

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Sad news. Kim, who you saw write once in a while, has left. Now, The Blemish is hiring 1 or 2 more writers, preferably in the US, to join Jessica and Seamus. Sort of. I’m looking for people who can write I’m either away or kicking the server because it’s so damn frustrating when it …

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It’s always weird when people put a shirt on to go in the water. Like fat people or Anna Paquin here. It’s almost as if they were hiding something. In the fat person’s case, it’s their shame. In Anna’s case, I don’t know. Her, uh, unfashionable bikini?

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After Mackenzie Phillips dropped the bombshell that she had consensual sex with her father for 10 years stopping only when she found out she was pregnant, her step-mom, Michelle Phillips, claimed that she was lying.
I spoke to Michelle this morning by phone; she has not read Mackenzie’s book, published today, called “High on Arrival.” Michelle …

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When will Denzel ever stop being badass?

Megan Fox isn’t the only sexy bitch to host SNL. [Popeater]
Michael Jackson said it’s the kids who always touch him and shower him with their love. Not the other way around. [The Superficial]
Kelly Brook is almost naked for Ralph Lauren. [Drunken Stepfather]
Is this Paris Hilton’s attempt at auditioning for …

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Jade Anderson, Amanda Bynes, Hayden Panettiere, Marisa Miller and Dania Ramirez have all posed for this mysterious Room 23 thing. I’m still not sure what it is. Where can I find this Room 23? At which hotel is it at? Why wasn’t I invited? Why am I never invited? C’mon, invite me. God, you guys …

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Jude Law’s fourth kid Sophia was born Tuesday this week, but as it stands, Jude can’t fly down to Florida to see her until December because he’s busying working on Hamlet on Broadway.
Miss Burke is understood to be planning to sell a highly lucrative interview in which she will “tell all” about her brief …

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Here’s Audrina Patridge at Bardot last night. Damn, she’s hot. And stacked. How did Audrina even fit into that dress. She needed a spatula just to get in there. Look at her. She probably has to hike her dress up to her stomach all sexy-like using that hip wiggle technique girls do just to sit …

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