I was considering putting up some more pictures of Lindsay Lohan in Paris last night, but I was too scared to check the rest. What the hell? Is Lindsay former UFC champ Rashad Evan’s long lost twin? You tell me. Below is Evans after being knocked out by current champ Lyoto Machida. If Rashad bleached …

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“The tooth hurts.” Get it?! Guys?

Lindsay shows off her leggings in new ads. Somehow this will convince people to buy her product. [Popeater]
Mariah Carey’s dancers picked her up as part of her performance. They quickly put her down once they got a hernia. [The Superficial]
Aubrey O’Day hates people who criticize her body. Which is why …

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Michael Bay announced on his blog yesterday that they have the Transformers 3 story ready with a release date of July 1, 2011. He then took the opportunity to poorly bash Megan Fox while simultaneously describing how I feel when I think about a third Transformers movie.
“Megan Fox, welcome back. I promise no alien …

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Esquire named Kate Beckinsale the Sexiest Woman Alive. I had doubts at first and was going to ask Esquire, “What about Megan Fox, Jessica Alba or me with lipstick? Didn’t you consider them?” Then I saw the video and forgot what I was going to ask. Then I started drooling and air grabbing at her …

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Now that Jon Gosselin has squashed his semi-successful reality show, he has to find another source of income. One that’s sensible and realistic. Naturally, he’s decided to call publicists out of the blue and tell them he’ll show up to events for a couple hours in exchange for $30,000.
“He wanted more than $30,000 dollars to …

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Following in the footsteps of Jessica Alba, Ali Larter also dyed her hair red. It looks hot. More to the point. Ali and I should get together to discuss this recent phenomenon of women dying their hair red. Maybe over dinner? She can talk to me about her problems and I can make inappropriate jokes …

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Dennis Hopper became the coolest dad to his six-year-old daughter when he interviewed Kristen Stewart in Interview Magazine. That’s more than what I can say for myself. My daughter is probably still standing around her school parking lot because I decided this part-time gig was more important than picking her up. Some …

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Usually when a celebrity transforms an old timey prison uniform into a dress, I’d make fun of them. Here, however, Rihanna pulls it off. There’s something about it that I can’t quite put my hands on that makes it work. The reasons are probably staring at me in the face, but I can’t figure it …

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