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Comments of the Week

October 9th, 20093 comments

I was bored so I sifted through the comments to give you ones I found interesting or entertaining. This weeks COTW is brought to you buy Kristen Cavallari’s legs. Let us begin.
At first I was offended by Sheriff Crusty’s comment, but then realized he was talking about Lindsay Lohan and not my mom.
Has anyone seen …

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Jon Gosselin gives his side

October 9th, 20096 comments

Jon Gosselin sat down with Popeater (full interview there) to give his side of the story. A few things we learn:
1) Jon is very popular. He’s followed by 65 paparazzi in Reading and 125 in LA. Jon says they don’t bother him and that he’s friends with a few of them.
2) Jon says he gave …

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Other news

October 9th, 20091 comment

So… who keeps hiring Nic Cage?
- Taylor Lautner, the 17 year old from Twilight, took off his shirt to be photographed for Rolling Stone. He did flips in the air while showing off his six pack. Taylor Lautner is a lot like me except not as athletic or cut. I kind of feel sorry for …

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Tara Reid to pose for Playboy, world weeps

October 9th, 20092 comments

On October 7, Tara Reid stripped down and posed for the cover of an upcoming Playboy. On October 8, men stabbed their eyes with a screwdriver. If you’re curious, yes Tara realizes her stomach looks like someone just got done punching silly putty, but she doesn’t care.
“She was a bit insecure about her body when …

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Paris Hilton bought a pig

October 9th, 20092 comments

Paris Hilton added another animal to her menagerie of death. A piglette she named Princess Piglette. Bought for $4,500, the miniature pig will arrive at Hilton’s doorstep in 4-5 weeks. In 12-16 weeks she’ll forget she ever bought it. In 20-24 weeks she’ll have bacon for breakfast.
Asked for comment about how her dog Tinkerbell will …

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David Letterman is efficient

October 9th, 20098 comments

The New York Post reports David Letterman used to go on vacations with his wife, his son, and his lover at the same time. Apparently, his wife believed Stephanie Birkitt was a co-worker, friend type that must’ve been on their expensive vacation to St Barts to assist with the Late Show.
“Letterman’s wife, Regina Lasko, …

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Lily Allen doesn’t care

October 9th, 20092 comments

Is anyone surprised that they can see Lily Allen’s nipple? That thing is like the moon. All you have to do is look up at a certain time of day and you’ll see it.

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Lindsay Lohan is a genius

October 9th, 2009Respond

Dina Lohan tells Page Six that she doesn’t care what critics say about Lindsay because she’s a genius. Certifiable, no doubt.
Lindsay was also hurt by criticism of her debut Ungaro fashion line. Dina said, “The critics can say whatever they want, but Lindsay is a genius.”
Also, Dina explains why she’s clueless about the internet.
She said …

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