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Comments of the Week

October 23rd, 20091 comment

These are your comments of the week for October 18 – 23. This week brought to you by the incredible, shrinking Anne Hathaway.
First up. Meg on Nicole Kidman blames Hollywood in response to people commending Kidman on blaming Hollywood for contributing to violence against women.
Nicole has never played a “weak sex object” role? She’s never …

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Good news and bad news

October 23rd, 2009Respond

The good news is that for a mere $140,000, Charlize Theron will make out with you for 20 seconds like she did with one lucky winner at the OneXOne fundraiser in SF yesterday. The bad news is that to get that kind of cash you’ll have to come out of forced retirement and work that …

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Paris Hilton claims she’s intelligent

October 23rd, 20093 comments

It must be Opposite Day because Paris Hilton is running around claiming she is intelligent and “down to earth“. So down to earth that she showed off her color coordinated gym-turned-closet and sauna-turned-jewelry room, which was organized by the hired help, to ITV’s Fearne. That Paris, she’s just like us!
“I would do the …

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Pink, nudity, fans, autographs, pee, frogs, head explode

October 23rd, 20092 comments

Thinking about Pink in a dressing room conjures up images of muscular female bodybuilder types walking around naked and me hunched over a toilet dry heaving. Which is why reading this was so disconcerting. Pink wrote on her Twitter, “So awkward, standing naked in a women’s dressing room while the staff ask for autographs.” Ugh. …

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“Wolfman” baby! and time wasters

October 23rd, 2009Respond

Who at Blackberry thought Tara Reid was a celebrity and trendsetter? [Lainey]
Sad news. Soupy Sales died. [Asylum]
Rawr. Chaz Bono. What a sexy… man. [Celebslam]
Madonna wants to open up a school now. [Wonderwall]
Sure, when Alexander Skarsgard has a hole in his t-shirt, he’s stylish, but when I have one, I’m a bum. [Just Jared]
Amanda Seyfried had …

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Audrina Patridge got hot

October 23rd, 20092 comments

When did this happen? Her eyes don’t even bother me as much anymore. It’s like one day she transformed from that paste eating kid everyone felt sorry for into that paste eating kid that everyone felt sorry for but wanted to fuck. That’s, like, the highest of compliments by the way. This is especially evident …

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Jennifer Aniston’s dog is dying

October 23rd, 200922 comments

Looks like the only male that had no means to leave Jennifer Aniston is resorting to death. OK! Magazine reports Jennifer’s 14-year-old corgi-terrier mix, Norman, is “old and hasn’t been doing well” and that she is “terrified her best friend could soon be gone”. Apparently, she has even hired a personal masseuse for …

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Everything you wanted to know about Leonardo DiCaprio

October 23rd, 2009Respond

Via ONTD, Hangin’ With Leo – The Unauthorized Documentary. That Leo. He’s a riddle wrapped in a mystery inside an enigma. Sigh, so dreamy. Not only that, but like me, he enjoys doing karate kicks. In fact, I’m doing a couple right now. Ki-ya! Also, I suggest we continue calling him Leonardo Retardo.

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