I’m not exactly sure what Yelloween at Veuve Clicquot in Vegas was all about, but Ashley Greene was there and she looked amazing. I have no idea what she dressed up as (slutty peacock?) but if she stabbed me through the chest with a jagged piece of broken glass, my erection still wouldn’t disappear. And …

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Just in case you were wondering, which you probably weren’t, but I’ll be in Japan for a couple of weeks fighting crime (they call me the Batman of Japan and pay me in Ramen). For you, not much will change except for Jessica posting more along with me and me being a little late with …

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Katie Price admitted to the Mirror that she has slept with her boyfriend, Alex Reid, while he was dressed as his alter-ego, Roxanne. She made sure to include it wasn’t like lesbian sex “because he has men’s bits,” as if lesbian sex is crossing the line for her. Katie also shared, “When I …

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Heidi and Spencer pretty much dressed up as themselves for Halloween by donning attention whore costumes in the form of Jon and Kate Gosselin. I, for one, can barely tell the difference, except that they seem to be dripping with a more potent combination of false confidence, low sperm count, and vinegar. Seeing …

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Kristen Stewart and her rainbow shoes. [Popsugar]
Jessica Biel will fck for her new movie. [Lainey]
Your wife is not hot. [Asylum]
Madonna is using Penelope. [Celebslam]
Katy Perry: Double Chin. [Just Jared]
It got way gayer. [IDLYITW]
Diane Kruger looking hot. [Popoholic]
Johnny Depp, Nicolas Cage and Brad Pitt all have man caves. [Celebitchy]
Angelina Jolie wasn’t that slutty. [Hollywood Rag]
Melissa Joan …

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Jon Gosselin’s former nanny, Stephanie Santoro, fears Jon will commit suicide if his girlfriend, Hailey Glassman, were to break up with him. One can only hope. Stephanie’s fears stem from Jon previously admitting his life was too much to handle. Radar Online reports,
“He said he was going to kill himself.” After …

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After dabbling with the sexually confusing Sam Ronson, Lindsay Lohan is apparently straight again. Lohan was seen leaving the Chateau Marmont with male model Petey Wright last night. The night before at Wonderland club, the two were seen making out for two hours.
“Lindsay was all over Petey during the sexy photo shoot, and it continued …

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Apparently, quite a few people mistook Pam Anderson’s Coors Light stomach bloat for a baby bump while she was in London earlier this week. Her “fashion designer” friend, Richie Rich, came to her defense with, “She’s not pregnant, not broke and just happy.” This is great news for the baby that never was. …

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