At eight months pregnant, Kourtney Kardashian is concerned over gaining too much pregnancy weight. She shouldn’t worry too much as she’ll never be bigger than Kim’s ass. And by that I mean two things. The first being, it is physically impossible for Kourtney to bigger than Kim’s ass. The second is …

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Carey Mulligan has forgiven Shia LaBeouf. Awww. [Lainey]
10 things you should never say to a female poker player. [Asylum]
Finally, a movie about softball. [Celebslam]
Alexander Skarsgard gets interviewed. [Just Jared]
Shakira at the Europe Music Awards. [MoeJackson]
Hayden Panettiere gets leggy. [Popoholic]
J. Lo has an old school sex tape. [Celebitchy]
Lil’ Kim’s chained up breasts. [Hollywood Rag]
Kate Winslet is …

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Rihanna will go into graphic detail of the night Chris Brown temporarily morphed into Ike Turner and smashed her face into a swollen mess. He really can “Transform ya”, ha! According to PEOPLE, Rihanna shares the following in her 20/20 interview,
“He had no soul in his eyes. Just blank. He was clearly blacked-out. …

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Katy Perry performed at MTV’s European Muisc Awards and I’ll admit, she looked fantastic. Especially after she got rid of that giant fruit theme and replaced it with something darker and sexier. She still freaks me out a little with those demon eyes, but at least now I won’t even notice because she keeps spreading …

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Releasing phone chats of your daughter in a misguided attempt to help her may not be the best way to get on Lindsay’s good side. Michael leaked old conversations on Wednesday and now Lohan has fired back via the only medium that will listen. Twitter.
“He’s a deadbeat dad. He’s disgusting to do this,” she wrote …

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Ashley Greene is gorgeous even when she’s pumping gas. She could pump gas all over herself and light herself on fire and I’d still have to bend over while getting up so the librarian doesn’t get the wrong impression about my boner and the school girls sitting next to me.

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Nowadays, more people remember David Hasselhoff as the drunk guy eating a cheeseburger in that YouTube video than Mitch Buchannon in Baywatch or Michael Knight in Knight Rider. And that’s not going to change anytime soon. TMZ reports David was on the drunk warpath again. This time in Canada beating on old people.
Multiple sources tell …

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In the December issue of Elle, Sarah Jessica Parker reveals an utterly disgusting favorite scent of hers. And no, it’s not the smell of dried lubricant left on Michael Broderick’s taint by his secret boy toy. Parker shares,
“I love the smell of diapers; I even like when they’re wet and you smell them …

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