The stripper Josh Duhamel slept with tells Fergie she’s sorry she f’d her husband. [Lainey]
Sophie Monk at Who Magazine’s party. [MoeJackson]
Kristen Bell launched Assassin’s Creed sexily. [IDLYITW]
Shaq and Shuanie get ready for a divorce. [Bossip]
Jessica Alba gets leggy. [Popoholic]
Rebecca Gayheart and Eric Dane confirm pregnancy. [ASL]
Halle Berry wants the flashing to stop. [Hollywood Rag]
Katie Holmes …

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Jimmy Kimmel Live had a bit where former Miss South Carolina Teen USA interviews Octomom. And I’ve never heard Octomom speak before. Two words: whack job. Her laugh reminds me of a serial killer. If she ever does get a reality show (or has she?), don’t expect The Girls Next Door or Jon and Kate …

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Please tell me how it’s scientifically possible that Emma Roberts, 18, is related to Julia Roberts in any way. Emma looks like she was genetically engineered from rainbows, sugar and pixie dust. Julia looks like she was genetically engineered from a horse. Someone should really tell Emma that she’s adopted before she accidentally finds out …

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Former supermodel Cindy Crawford went to the cops after a creepy German model named Kayalar tried to extort $100,000 from her in exchange for pictures he had of Cindy’s 7-year-old daughter Kaia “in revealing clothing, bound to a chair and gagged.”
The photograph is said to be stolen from Crawford’s former nanny who had been dating …

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Megan Fox did a shoot for the New York Times and of course they had to ugly her up. This looks like porn you’d see in the 1600’s. I’ve seen hotter spreads in the grocery ads in my newspaper. If the New York Times wants to do a real sexy, understated photo shoot, they should …

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If it wasn’t for that ridiculous hair, Rihanna would be perfect (she reminds me of Conan O’Brien in these). She’s hot, rich and not shy about showing her tits. Pretty much the ideal woman. Here she is at the Woman of the Year Awards showing us that there’s no better way to celebrate women in …

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According to Jon Gosselin’s former nanny, Stephanie Santoro, Jon’s bodyguard Tom Meinelt told her that Jon has a sex tape and he’s seen it.
“Tom told me that Jon was secretly videotaped having sex with a woman in Los Angeles in October, and he’s seen the tape! Tom said people close to Jon put a camera …

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Jay-Z trying to oust Chairman of New York Anthems? [Popeater]
Lindsay will die soon says her mom. [The Superficial]
Lauren Conrad is showing some leg. [Drunken Stepfather]
Sneezes evoke fear of illness, death. [Asylum]
Reese battles Jake for best bod. What? [PopSugar]
Courtney Cox is a control freak diva. [Celebitchy]
Jessica Alba is an unfit mother. [Celebslam]

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