The Black Eyed Peas were inexplicably asked to perform at the Victoria’s Secret Fashion show. I’m at a loss to explain why they chose a band with Fergie in it. Maybe it’s like how average girls have fat and ugly friends to make them look pretty by comparison. In this case, Fergie is the ugly …

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Mickey Mouse has sued Donald Duck? [Asylum]
Baron Hilton is powerful! [Celebslam]
Rihanna rocks the Royal Caribbean Cruise ship. [Just Jared]
Miranda Kerr was at the Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show after party. [MoeJackson]
Boo hoo, Roman Polanski. [IDLYITW]
Toni Braxton talks about swapping spit. [Bossip]
Shakira drops some cleavage. [Popoholic]
Brad Pitt to get some dark …

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Jude Law had the well thought out idea of moving to a place overlooked by NYU’s freshman dorm. Turns out it’s great for the leering students, not so much for Jude. One co-ed, Erica Rose, describes the joy of living next to a Jude Law, “We have the best view on the floor,” she said. …

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For Disney to maintain Miley Cyrus’ popularity, they need ritual sacrifices. Today they offered one of their own. A driver for one of Miley’s tour buses.
Reports say a 14 passenger bus carrying Miley’s lighting crew that was part of a four vehicle caravan, which Miley Cyrus herself was a part of, flipped killing the driver …

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German magazine Bravo asked Rihanna what she looked for in a guy besides having a strong pimp hand. Rihanna said the guy has to have a dick so big that it could bludgeon an ox. Not her exact words. She also said something about inner beauty.
Rihanna explains, “He has to be good in bed and …

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Here are a few more outtakes from Megan Fox’s New York Times shoot. The whole profile is here if you have time to waste. Or you could just as easily sit and stare at Megan Fox’s open legs for the next 30 minutes. The choice is yours. Choose wisely. Although, make sure you have a …

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Hayden Panettiere did a video shoot with Tyler Shields for whatever reason. Basically, Tyler stole the sex tape Hayden and I made and put it in reverse. Make your own damn videos, Tyler. Oh, wait. That’s champagne? Oooo. I mean, no sex tape here, guys. Heh heh heh.

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Minka Kelly is in St. Barts with her dork boyfriend Derek Jeter. Here she is doing stuff in a bikini. I’ve always wondered why she’s with him instead of me. Sure, he may have batting averages, fame and money, but I have love, compassion and chloroform and if I could just get close enough to …

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