Jessica Alba is either:
A) Getting the world’s greatest massage
B) Having her soul sucked out of her body
C) Attempting to seduce me
Choose wisely. This counts for 50% of your grade. Write-in answers will be accepted on a case-by-case basis.
Archive for 2009
Jessica Alba went to a nail salon
January 30th, 20095 comments
Lady GaGa dresses well
January 30th, 20093 comments
Lady GaGay wants to know who stole her shirt. C’mon guys. Give it back. This isn’t funny anymore.
In Kardashian news…
January 30th, 20091 comment
Khloe Kardashian reveals exclusively on her website that she and Rashad McCants of the Timberwolves are no longer together. Khloe explains that his constant traveling strained their relationship. Khloe will be hard pressed to find anyone who cares what her relationship status is, so, moving on.
Kim Kardashian has again come to the defense of Jessica …
Afternoon time wasters
January 30th, 2009Respond
Looks like casting for The Grudge 4 has begun.
Bossip: Rihanna isn’t shy about public displays of self affection
Drunken Stepfather: Katie Lohmann has a birthday upskirt
Asylum: Aqua Teen’s Carl gives his Super Bowl predictions
Celebslam: Jessica Simpson being sued for $10 million
CityRag: Paris Hilton killed a Pomeranian for this
Bastardly: Dian Kruger and Joshua Jackson look fancy
Holy Taco: …
Evan Rachel Wood did not let Mickey Rourke stick his tongue down her throat
January 30th, 20091 comment
Evan Rachel Wood is pissed that people would think she’d ever let that monster Mickey Rourke touch her. She told Rolling Stone that she feels “disrespected by the press and by Mr. Rourke.” Wood added that “Just because I’m single doesn’t mean that you can take advantage of me. It’s unfair that the performances might …
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Amanda Bynes is dressy
January 30th, 20094 comments
Is the economy so bad that Amanda Bynes has to turn to prostitution?
Suzanne Somers gives herself vaginal hormone injections, is crazy
January 30th, 20092 comments
62-year-old Suzanne Somers, Three’s Company and Step By Step, went on Oprah Thursday to discuss her daily health routine. It involves rubbing a syringe of estrogen on one arm every day, rubbing a syringe of progesterone on the other arm for two weeks of every month and vaginal injections of estriol.
Also, every morning she’ll take …
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Pete Wentz wants his say
January 30th, 20092 comments
Pete Wentz is the latest celebrity to defend Jessica Simpson against everyone calling her a fatty. Pete offered up a perfect Hallmark moment.
“I think that the media puts too harsh of a spotlight on women in general, and I think it’s a bummer,” the Fall Out Boy told Extra from the NFL Pepsi Smash Super …
