Jennifer Aniston went on The Tonight Show the other day to discuss the many ways one can silence the ticking of their biological clock. That or she was promoting a movie. I don’t know. What do I look like, her agent?
Archive for 2009
In which we find out John Mayer is still 12
February 6th, 2009Respond
At a recent taping of the Ellen DeGeneres Show, Ellen asked John if he often stays overnight at Jennifer Aniston’s house. John Mayer admitted that he did, but deemed them “sleepovers.” A term that often invokes visions of pajamas, all nighters, discussions of crushes and nail painting. All of which John was afraid to admit …
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After Hours Club: Paul Walker went to the beach too
February 6th, 2009Respond
I guess it’s high time the ladies got something. You guys can’t keep looking at boobs all the time without a break. If you did, I’d have to force you to be my girlfriend because you seem perfect. Anyway, have fun staring at Paul Walker on the beach with his 19-year-old girlfriend. Just remember. He’s …
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After Hours Club: Sophie Howard went topless in ‘06
February 6th, 20094 comments
Here’s Sophie Howard and a friend topless at a beach in 2006. Not sure if this is her lesbian lover or not, but that’s the way it is in my fantasy and that’s how it’s going to be reported. NSFW by the way.
The After Hours Club features not current news or other items I didn’t …
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Subway to drop Phelps
February 6th, 20093 comments
Michael Phelps’ troubles aren’t even close to being over. Subway has begun purging any reference to Phelps from their website in advance of publicly dropping the Olympian’s sponsorship, a deal which was made not too long ago at the end of November.
Sources tell Buzzroom that Subway is pissed off and are discussing legal and monetary …
Afternoon time wasters
February 6th, 20092 comments
That mom with the octuplets really wants to be like Angelina Jolie
Bossip: TI to be named president of Atlantic Records?
Drunken Stepfather: Lindsay Lohan is a crazy homeless person
Holy Taco: Any site looks better with bacon
Asylum: Drunken one-night stand ends in scarring
Celebslam: Dakota Fanning is getting older
Dlisted: Women’s shirts just open up in the presence …
Jessica Simpson almost has a nervous breakdown at concert
February 6th, 20092 comments
Jessica Simpson performed in Grand Rapids, Michigan last night and nearly suffered a meltdown. Concert-goers were alarmed when Simpson forgot her lyrics, mumbled and almost cried during her 38 minute set. Jessica also kept adjusting her earpiece and complaining that she couldn’t hear herself.
In the middle of “Come on Over,” she forgot the lyrics. During …
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Christian Bale apologizes for tirade
February 6th, 2009Respond
Christian Bale went on KROQ’s Kevin & Bean show this morning (audio below) to apologize for the outburst on the Terminator: Salvation set and to assure everyone that he and Shane Hurlbut squared it away that day. They even spent the next month working together in perfect harmony.
“The thing that I really want to stress …
