On Sunday, a week after he turned himself over to authorities, Chris Brown released a statement saying he was “sorry and saddened” about what happened between him and Rihanna last week and that he’s seeking counseling.
“Words cannot begin to express how sorry and saddened I am over what transpired. I am seeking the counseling of …

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Aubrey O’Day’s Playboy pictorial finally came out and much like the preview cover, it was disappointing. You might as well be masturbating to a pig in a dress. At least then you could get bacon out of it. Delicious bacon.
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While Emma Watson was looking glamorous at the BAFTAs, I was eating crackers with three year old cheese. Yep. Life is good.

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Katrina Darrell failed to make the top 36 on American Idol despite parading around in a bikini during her audition. Reason being, she wasn’t very good and the judges finally got tired of the novelty. But if you thought she’d exit with grace and dignity, think again. Here she is trying to hold onto her …

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They could have saved a lot of time if they just held an open casting call for a brunette who somewhat resembles Kelly Clarkson and isn’t fat. I bet when artists showed the photos to Kelly for final approval, she looked up from her bucket of KFC and started crying.

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This is Tara Reid on a good day.

Bossip: Chris Brown’s camp finally speaks. Say it must have been Rihanna’s fault
Drunken Stepfather: Miss France in her bikini
Dlisted: Some 13-year old is a father
Celebslam: Brad Pitt is better than you. As if you didn’t already know
Asylum: Can being photographed with a bong get you arrested?

Popoholic: Bar Refaeli’s …

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Justin Gaston, 20, continues his campaign for “Creepiest Celebrity Boyfriend” with this photo of him making out with 16-year-old Miley Cyrus. Not only is it being used as Miley’s new AIM icon, it will also be used as evidence in his impending trial.
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The London Mirror reported that Mickey Rourke and Courtney Love were dating. The two seemed an obvious match at the time because they’re both bat-shit crazy and both look like someone confused their faces with a baseball.
Mickey put that rumor to bed today. INF via TMZ asked him if there was any truth to those …

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