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After hours club: Kim Kardashian’s ass is sticky

February 20th, 20093 comments

Kim Kardashian’s ass will eat just about anything.

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TMZ paid $62,500 for Rihanna photo

February 20th, 20099 comments

According to MediaBuffet, a TMZ defector claims the Rihanna police photo set the gossip site back $62,500. The same source reveals $22,000 was paid for the Octo-Mom pregnant belly photo and $165k for a hidden tape of the OJ break-in.
Since the photo’s release, a debate has sparked over the ethics of publishing such material. Rihanna’s …

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Boy dies after being anally penetrated by chair

February 20th, 200912 comments

This has nothing to do with celebrities, but a 14-year-old boy in China was killed when a gas cylinder chair, common in all offices, exploded into his rectum. The extensive bleeding that followed killed him. The blast came from the highly pressurized gas which is used to raise and lower a chair. Ouch.
I can’t say …

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Rihanna speaks

February 20th, 20091 comment

Rihanna’s reps, waiting until her 21st birthday, today, released their first statement regarding the beatdown delivered by Chris Brown.
“At the request of the authorities, Rihanna is not commenting about the incident involving Chris Brown. She wants to assure her fans that she remains strong, is doing well, and deeply appreciates the outpouring of support she …

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Everyone hates Jennifer Aniston

February 20th, 20096 comments

If there were ever a movie made about female race car star Danica Patrick, she would prefer if Angelina Jolie played her. Not Jennifer Aniston though. That would be utterly ridiculous.
“I’ve always said Angelina Jolie would be great because she’s an action star,” Patrick, 26, told a group of Canadian bloggers.
“Although I don’t quite look …

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They’re overpaying

February 20th, 2009Respond

Not even Fashion Week can survive the recession. The economy has gotten so bad that they can’t even coerce A-listers like Renee Zellweger and Jennifer Lopez into the front row anymore and have to settle for D-listers like elite hooker Ashley Dupre, Kim Kardashian and Tori Spelling.
Not only can’t they afford to pay A-lister’s exorbitant …

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Bianca Gascoigne is drunk and time wasters

February 20th, 2009Respond

Models who go down after a few drinks do exist.

Bossip: The NY Post issues a half-assed apology for their chimp shooting
Drunken Stepfather: Lohan and Ronson’s dog tries to escape
Asylum: Massive rat caught in China
Holy Taco: The world’s greatest pole dancer
Celebslam: Lohan spends $800/week on hair
Bastardly: Heather Graham at the Green USA party

Celebitchy: Are you mid-late …

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Heidi Klum in GQ now in HQ

February 20th, 20091 comment

For the record, Heidi didn’t seem this pale when I slept with her.

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