Afternoon time wasters

John Mayer says he’s sick of girls with daddy issues. Ironic because those are the only type of girls that will sleep with him. [Popsugar]
Ginnifer Goodwin has a new boyfriend. In your face, Chris Klein, who was there also. [Lainey]
Man takes “Great American Burrito Challenge” for charity, heart attack. [Asylum]
Ben Affleck fell off the wagon. [Celebslam]
Penelope Cruz is artsy admirable. [Just Jared]
Gabrielle Union is surprised. [MoeJackson]
Katharine McPhee attempts to look classy. [IDLYITW]
Alison Brie looks sexy in Complex. [Popoholic]
Katy Perry’s vagina is more popular the the iTampon. [ASL]
Elisabetta Canalis is jealous of all those girls George Clooney gets. [Celebitchy]
Valentino model fashions. [Hollywood Rag]
Tiger Woods is kinky. [Yeeeah]
Nicole Scherzinger fails at being sexy. [Hollywood Tuna]
Spencer Pratt got busted. Let’s all laugh. [LitelySalted]