The Blemish

Carrie Underwood wins at People’s Choice Awards

was named the favorite Country Music Artist at the People’s Choice Awards and was given a nice, shiny trophy. Luckily, whoever designed it thought it’d be funny to make it phallic. Which is great because almost all the winners either kissed it or licked it. Photoshopping myself into these pictures is going to be so much easier now.

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