If there was really any doubt, Christina Hendricks of Mad Men was the real winner at the 2010 Golden Globes. Are those breasts even legal? I’d think girls like her would have to complete a course on how to make them all sexy-like before they received a permit that allowed them to carry those around. I wouldn’t even know what to do with those things. Maybe blink twice in disbelief before I keeled over landing face first into them and then, in a voice muffled by a combination of drool and Christina’s chest, ask if I was in heaven.
