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Conan will leave NBC next Friday

Conan is 100 times funnier than Jay Leno. Everyone knows it, except for NBC. That’s because they’re a network run by monkeys making decisions by slinging poo at a wall and attempting to decipher it like some primitive Rorschach test. Consequently, the latest news is that Conan will be done by next week.

Late-night funnyman Conan O’Brien’s last night as host of “The Tonight Show” will likely be next Friday, allowing Jay Leno to reclaim his old time slot.

“Conan does not currently plan on doing any more new shows after next week,” a source told People magazine’s Web site this afternoon.

TMZ.com reported today that Leno struck a deal with NBC to reclaim the 11:35 p.m. to 12:35 a.m. “Tonight Show” slot.

You know those reports that said if Conan left, Jay Leno would also leave NBC in show of solidarity? That was obviously bullshit. Leno just doesn’t want to be remembered as the guy who retired from NBC after two years of record low ratings. He wants to go out on top and if that means screwing Conan over in the process, then so be it. He’ll stab Conan in the back himself and then frame the knife.

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Jenny
Jenny
14 years ago

NBC sucks!

HumoRaj
HumoRaj
14 years ago

Conan & Craig Ferguson are the absolute funniest on late night TV. Leno and Letterman are for old people humor aka not funny, and Jimmy Failon is fail.

Kate
Kate
14 years ago

Not everyone likes Conan. Id rather watch David. Obviously you shouldn’t speak for everyone when really not everyone likes Conan. I think a lot of people are on his side because he really got the rotten end of the rope here, but still come on if it’s an opinion you can’t talk for everyone….even Perez reports gossip better than this.

Laura
Laura
14 years ago

Conan will prevail. He’s the BARBARIAN!

Chewy
Chewy
14 years ago

Conan’s getting screwed.

Felix
Felix
14 years ago

We all love watching conan